thot realness

A classy girl who dresses up like a THOT from time to time to show her sexiness but isn't really a THOT.

"Beyonce was serving THOT realness in her latest booty poppin video!"

by thotastic September 29, 2015

readies

Readily realizable assets. Beer money.

Tube passenger 1: "Come with us, man."
Tube passenger 2: "Nah, low on readies, man."

by CougarSW2 December 9, 2004

darkness then redness then whiteness

Toby Turner "tobuscus" 's intro to his vlogs on his channel tobyturner. He is an amazing youtube who I watch every day. He pushes his finger against his iphone then shouts "darkness then redness then whiteness in a cool tone. He is awesome.

go to his you tube channel tobyturner and every one of his intros says darkness then redness then whiteness

by benHarr November 5, 2013

radness

Quality of being rad. See radliness.

Shawna's radness is insurpassable, she's cooler than Coolio, deafer than Mos Def, and shaggier than Shaq.

by idunnit May 4, 2005

Retardiness

When you forget essential stuff because you are in a hurry. Retarded behavior combined with being late.

I forgot my cell phone in my retardiness.

by Richardhg December 13, 2010

reedness

The act of sniffing a woman's chair after she has exited it

Oh my god Stacy, right after you got out of your chair, Steve came over and pulled a reedness.

by dirtydizzle November 2, 2012

Realnessness

1. Being gangster at all times, keeping it 100

2. word a ignorant male uses to characterize something

Plies is the true definition of realnessness

by superneega February 25, 2011