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Chinese Rattlesnake 

When one puts rice in a balloon, blows it up, and inserts it into another's rectal cavity. The person inserts his or her penis or finger into the rectal cavity, and shakes vigorously, rattling the rice within similarly to the way a rattlesnake rattles its tail. Once finished, kick the partner in the stomach, successfully ejecting the now pressure cooked rice.
Yo, my stove broke down, so Jane and I had to Chinese Rattlesnake it last night.
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Rattlesnake 

Type of dance in which: persons wiggle with arms tight to body in snake like fashion to the song of same name by King Gizzard & the Lizzard Wizard.
Rattle rattle rattle rattle RATTLESNAKE *wiggle*
Rattlesnake by doseface February 2, 2019

rattlesnake wiggle 

the act of having a limp dick (must be gifted enough to have a large limp dick) and having a girl about to give you head on her knees and while standing swing your hips from side to side making your dick smack off each side of her face making a noise, or you can do it without the girl and make it snap off each one of your legs,, must make noise!!!!
i gave her the rattlesnake wiggle last night and she loved it

platinum rattlesnake

The guy at the party who touches girls once they've passed out.
Watch out for Jeff, he's a real platinum rattlesnake...

Rattlesnake party 

A bunch of gay boys sitting around, jacking off to porn and passing the meth pipe.

gay rattlesnake

Fabio enchilada, the man who played George Lopez in the hit series Wizards of Waverly Place
guy 1: Shit dude, I need a burrito
guy 2: you paying?
guy 1: fuck you, you gay rattlesnake
gay rattlesnake by everythingsetup January 27, 2021

Mexican Rattlesnake 

When you are fucking a girl doggystyle and you shove 2 maracas in her ass then you donkey punch her so she shakes the maracas like a rattle snake
after dinner nick gave chads girlfriend a mexican rattlesnake while chad was sleeping
Mexican Rattlesnake by Noahkinseth January 17, 2009