rattler

Any old and dodgy ass automobile with fucked-up sounds emanating from it due to its mechanical dramas.

That fucking rattler battles. Get it the fuck outa my driveway before I shit myself.

by SLAMMER August 24, 2003

Rattler

Any person who is remarkable or memorable but for an odd, not necessarily good reason. A person can be a rattler for a variety of reasons including but not limited to height, weight, ugliness, odd clothing, odd speach, loud speach, speaking loudly in a restaurant about private matters as though he/she were addressing the whole place, eyeglasses taped together, body odor or odd odor, speaking to strangers as though running for office, dressing for a funeral in an old t-shirt and blue jeans, singing in a public place for no reason, wearing a funny hat, speaking about oneself in the third person, etc.

Did you see that rattler that just came through the door? He's wearing a red leather suit with gold fringe. He must have come through a time warp!

by Danny Greene July 22, 2011

rattler

a offensive slur used against skeletons that’s offensive right behind clanker

dude you can’t call a skeleton a rattler that’ll piss them off

by DahliaTheWeremoth June 30, 2025

rattler guard

the worst people you will ever meet. dont touch their hats.

girl one: dude that girl put on a rattler guard hat.
rattler guard guy: yeah you know what she owes now!!! lets go party!!!! yeahhhh!!!!!

by helenkeller, madcow, buffy November 27, 2009

Rattler Rage Roberts

A particularly angry individual with a tendency to lash out at unsuspecting commuters

Christ alive, he kicked the guy in the shin like 'Rattler Rage Roberts'.

by j5hrp May 14, 2009

corn-backed-rattler

It is a fierce creature that can be found in what most would believe to be a place of safety. It can be found lurking in you toilet bowl. Yes it is a TURD!

Who didn't flush the Corn-Backed-Rattler?

by The Shocker November 28, 2002

Pipe Rattler

When you go to take a dump and all that comes out are MASSIVE farts.

Farts that you're too scared to let out anywhere but on the toilet.

I thought I had to take a huge shit, but all that came out were pipe rattlers.

by Schroedster April 14, 2014