fatsquatch

An ugly obese (fat) man who shows up at your door with roses and gifts and beg you to date him.

Being cursed with fatness and hairiness he has no choice but to beg and pay women for company.

Usually of italian descent he is overly hairy and smelly and dosen't take hints too well.

Vitale is a real fatsquatch.

by ress223 December 15, 2008

fatsquatch

word used to gain attention from someone by calling them a fatsquatch.

you. person. dude. hey you. you there. buddy.

hey fatsquatch, what are you doing?

by Drew September 12, 2004

ratscratchings

noun. meaning of anger or frustration.
yelled out if you make a mistake, or have a problem.

When Britney Spears looked in the mirror, she said, "OH RATSCRATCHINGS!"

by marinaiscool March 15, 2009

catsquatch

A giant cat cat who thinks they're good enough to be a sasquatch. A really big fucking loser.

I saw a catsquatch walking on the side of the road.

by Merchiebaby May 5, 2018

Rasquatch

Like a Sasquatch, but smaller and faster with more of a squatting posture.

Gabe didn’t make YouTube Rewind, so he went out to find a Rasquatch.

by BradTheChad September 24, 2021

Fatsquatch

A person who is simultaneously morbidly obese and smells like Sasquatch. When confronted about either the obesity or the smell, their excuses are notably retarded.

These specimen cannot be as in magneto as Sasquatch because each of their steps cause earthquakes.

Person 1: wtf is that stench??
Person 2: it’s coming from that fatsquatch over there

Person 1: can’t you take a shower?
Fatsquatch: absolutely not! It’ll drain my primate powers

by MFG.24 June 16, 2025