Tit to Arm Ratio

Tit to arm ratio (Also known as TTAR) is a girl with thin arms combined with larger than normal breasts.

Panjeet: Isn’t Hannah‘s body the hottest?
Adinew: Yeah, she has the best tit to arm ratio

by Mr. Dick Shinary August 4, 2022

car ramrod

Probably the best police enforcement team known to man. This team consists of Arcot Ramathorn (Ram) and Rod Farva (Rod).

They spend most of their time patroling the dangerous highways of Vermont.

You can occasionally find them eating at their favorite fast food joint, "Dimpus Burger."

Farva; "you didnt say 'car ramrod'"
Ramathorn; "oh, i forgot"
Farve; "but i wrote it down."
Ramathorn; "oh yeah.."

by Act As If January 1, 2005

skinny ratio

When the number of people you follow is way less than the amount of people that follow you.

Example of a Skinny Ratio: 410 following; 10.6k followers

by its.raech October 25, 2020

female rationalization hamster

Rationalization Hamster - It is a creature that inhabits the female brain and helps them spin out rationalizations when they get into a predicament. When faced with a a dilemma, the female brain that houses the rationalization hamster, causes the hamster to start working by jumping on its wheel and running really hard. In the process it spins out a rationalization – an excuse, that absolves the woman of the blame and predicates it upon farcical self- justification.

Female - I know it is not his baby, but if I don't tell him that, it's not actually a lie. After all, I won't be hurting his feelings.

Guy - Wow! So you believe it's not a lie when you make him falsely believe that the child is his, and hide the fact that you lied to and cheated on him?

Female - It just happened like that. I was heavily drunk and was not thinking clearly. So it's not my fault, you see.

Guy - Damn, that female rationalization hamster must be working overtime!

by DDwd5 February 23, 2014

Butt Rations

The process by which people now use less than 20% of their normal toilet paper when wiping their ass. Toilet paper is worth more than gold (by weight) during this coronavirus COVID-19 pandemic.

"I'm going through serious butt rations right now. I'm now down to two squares per trip, and soon, I'll have to resort to Kleenex. Then napkins. Then paper towel. Then socks. Then sandpaper. Then tree bark. Then my hand. Then my other hand. And then I die."

by ToddUncommon March 21, 2020

KM Ratio

Kill Myself Ratio. Usually adds up to 100, the ratio is the amount you desire to Kill Yourself (KY) in relation to the amount you'd like to live. Usually expressed as such: (eg. 91:9), in which you'd like to kill yourself with 91% of your inner desires.
If you work in Corporate America, you KM ratio probably never gets below 85:15, and that's on the day you leave for a 2 week vacation. It improves as the weekend nears, but really all that's you need to tip you to actually KY is something like vegetarian day in the cafeteria. On particularly crappy days, it can exceed 100 (eg 105:-5)

it's Friday, I hate my job so my KM ratio is normally 99:1, but today it's 98:2 because I'm gonna get so drnk and hammered tonight right after work.

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by WCQ8 November 2, 2010

Get Ratio’d

When your tweet’s reply get more likes than the actual tweet.

“Dude i posted a meme and someone else replied with another meme that got more likes than my meme”
“Lmao Get Ratio’d

by mxhd August 16, 2020