Only Canadian team in the NBA. Was a expansion draft team in 1995 and usually made fun of by other teams but Raptors always proves them wrong. Won the championship in 2019 the first time they made a finals, and first time they won it but it won’t be the last.
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A phrase that if yelled at a party, justifies ANY otherwise taboo action or statement that precedes it.
Can be used in any situation.
Can be used in any situation.
You are blackout drunk and a kid tries to get you to vomit for your own good at a party. You pull a knife out on him and everybody freaks out and then you scream RAPTOR SURPRISE. Everybody then laughs and forgets about the previous action.
Great if used as a hashtag on twitter as well.
Great if used as a hashtag on twitter as well.
by jprue May 20, 2012
Get the Raptor Surprise mug.The act of inserting all four fingers and thumb into a vagina. The fingers come together to form a point therefore making it appear like a raptor claw; hence the Wicke raptor.
by Clairvoyant333 September 13, 2015
Get the Wicke Raptor mug.Women who think (or tell lies) that they have been raped, if a man even looks in their general direction. They usually have Borderline Personality Disorder, are feminists / feminazis and SJWs all at the same time.
Often these freaks have suffered a crap childhood and grow up with a warped sense of what sex is and what rape/sexual assault is.
Most of the #metoo women are rapetards.
These girls/women often make multiple false rape/sexual assault accusations during their lifespan, and are particularly active in this area from their mid teens to mid 30s.
They are also easily recognised by their absolute obsession with rape, and that they have been raped, often when this is not the case.
Often these freaks have suffered a crap childhood and grow up with a warped sense of what sex is and what rape/sexual assault is.
Most of the #metoo women are rapetards.
These girls/women often make multiple false rape/sexual assault accusations during their lifespan, and are particularly active in this area from their mid teens to mid 30s.
They are also easily recognised by their absolute obsession with rape, and that they have been raped, often when this is not the case.
Pete - Hi Jenny. Fancy going for a meal later and then the cinema?
Jenny - I'm getting my hair dyed blue again. But after that I'd love to. I want to go see Oceans 8 or the new (feminazi) Ghostbusters?
Pete - Sorry Jenny, but I don't pay money to watch SJW trash movies like that. (Pete starting to recognise danger signs). How about we just go for a bite to eat in a very public place?
Jenny - You just raped me, you piece of shit. (Jenny dials the police, who come and arrest Pete, despite there being no proof, and his name is all over the papers a few weeks later).
Pete (at Trial) - Your honour, Jenny is a rapetard.
The Judge - I know, she just accused me of raping her when I called for Order in Court a few minutes ago. Case dismissed. Jenny, go cut your wrists and take an overdose or something, and don't phone a friend after doing so!
Jenny - I'm getting my hair dyed blue again. But after that I'd love to. I want to go see Oceans 8 or the new (feminazi) Ghostbusters?
Pete - Sorry Jenny, but I don't pay money to watch SJW trash movies like that. (Pete starting to recognise danger signs). How about we just go for a bite to eat in a very public place?
Jenny - You just raped me, you piece of shit. (Jenny dials the police, who come and arrest Pete, despite there being no proof, and his name is all over the papers a few weeks later).
Pete (at Trial) - Your honour, Jenny is a rapetard.
The Judge - I know, she just accused me of raping her when I called for Order in Court a few minutes ago. Case dismissed. Jenny, go cut your wrists and take an overdose or something, and don't phone a friend after doing so!
by MamboXXX July 25, 2018
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by katrinioso August 30, 2009
Get the Rapetop mug.Raptor Jesus appeared before me, and he said: "Take heed my son, for there shall be many who doubt me, but whosoever believeth in me shall have everlasting life." I wept with joy at the gift bestowed, "Yet, my lord, what fate shall be given to the unworthy?" He answered: "Their entrails shall be rent from their stomachs, their limbs ripped from their torso, to feast our hungry bodies, and restore our souls. Whensoever you feast upon the heart of thine enemy, think of me." For that is the beauty of Raptor Jesus.
One day, Raptor Jesus walked a busy street with his disciple, Anonymous. Anonymous and his like-named brethren populated the land on which they strolled, as common as blades of grass. They walked, discussing many things, but, Anonymous paused for a moment. “Lord?” he spoke, “Is not this idle talk frowned upon by your father?” And quoth Raptor Jesus; “All voice communicates knowledge. Knowledge is hardly frowned upon by anyone, and thus your ‘idle talk’ does not exist, unless you speak of memes. Memes are idle, as they are merely communication of things all know of” And thus our Lord beckoned to a painting of an insanely smiling man. “However, memes can bring laughter and happiness, thus, one can surmise that He enjoys them, and hardly frowns upon them” And Anonymous looked ahead, silent.
by Anon Divad January 2, 2008
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