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runwank

In its simplest terms, the act of a tommy tank while the subject is simultaneously running.

Whilst seemingly simple, the true execution of this feat has become a furiously debated subject in circles of dedicated practitioners of the art. It is believed that the study that led to Werner Heisenberg's Principle of Uncertainty was inspired by his consideration of this question.

The reason for the surrounding controversy is not the question of whether either of the feats are possible, but whether they are in fact truly simultaneously possible.

The successful achievement of a running wank involves the performance of the act in its entirety, to its culmination, i.e. from inception of wood, through the vinegar phase, and to the documentable release of sex wee, while continuing the running motion throughout. Herein lies the debate - it is believed by many that this is in fact impossible, as it is argued that successful completion of the former must lead to an involuntary buckling of the knees, and therefore voiding the condition of continued running.

To date, despite claims from either camp, including various unconfirmed reports of the act being witnessed, no satisfactory answer has been provided. Several great minds throughout history, such as Erwin Schrödinger whose famous quantum expirement was inspired by the question of determining whether the achievement of spaffage, regardless of any ensuing fall can be said to have actually occurred whilst in locomotion - the runwanker is at this moment in time in the undeterminable quantum state of both running and falling.
How the fuck would I know if I can do that? You may as well ask me if I can have a runwank.
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Rawan

Shes a girl that never stop smiling. Shes one of the most beautiful girl that you will ever see. She has an different beauty from the other and thats why everyone love her. The name is an Arabic Princess. She has all the qualities a princess have. Shes lazy but intelligent. She dress like a queen and have an attitude when its time. You can't mess with her shes not like the others. Love to do thins by fun. She dont compete with others girls cause shes different. All the sexyest boys love her. Shes just so georgeous. She will accomplish big things. She will have an amazing loving life but before that she will have her heart broken many times, its okay shes strong as hell. She can act like a bitch but she is not for sure! Dont mess with her. Shes intouchable. Alot of peope want to be like her. Shes everything someone wish for. She can be lazy but when shes motivate she beat all of you in everything. Alot of people protect her even if shes not close to them
Thats Rawan, don't mess with her.
by A girl February 4, 2015
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ranjangled

The state of complete inebriation to the point that English becomes your second language.
How drunk do you intend to get? I plan on getting ranjangled.
by iamaspastic November 24, 2014
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Rawan

Rawan is a beautiful and intelligent young girl that stops at nothing to get what she wants. She's sexy and mysterious and all the boys are lining up to get a piece of her so if u are the one she wants u are hands down the luckiest boy in the world. Rawan can be a bitch but she has her reasons she has been or will go through some rough times throughout her life. She may hold it all in and tell no one because she doesn't wanna make people think that she isn't perfect, so every once in a while be there for her to ask her if all is well. This girl is rare and although u think she might hate you she dosent because she has the purest heart. But heart will be broken a lot and all she wants is someone that truly loves her for who she is, but no boy has the courage to tell her they love her if u are one of those boys then hold her tight and tell her ur true feelings before it is too late.. trust me
Omg have u seen rawan today cause ooohh la la I think I'm inlove.
by Uuknownn July 2, 2017
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Rawan

She is someone I can trust, she is someone strong, someone at peace with herself, she is better than me. She knows the worst side of me and despite it all loves. She is an amazing person
I love Rawan
by amorty August 7, 2011
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rawand

Rawand is a beautiful girl she loves to be funny and lovable. She can get moody at times but in the end it all comes down to who likes to party more! She's very shy but gets out of her bubble when you gain her trust she gets guys but is very hard to understand very weird but in all words she's a good best friend !!
Wow look at that girl! Her names Rawand
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Pulling a Ranjani

1. Stopping work to pet dogs
2. Losing your watch or wallet or anything important and constantly in the search for your valuables!
by Dogsshouldgotoheaven September 22, 2020
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