Ranched

Absolutely destroyed someone at a game or activity

"We won 10-0, we completely ranched those guys!"

by ranch in my pants January 1, 2021

Ranched

To fuck someone over by intentionally getting ranch on their clothes.

Man, did you see how James ranched Robert the other day?

by UnfortunatelyRanched March 7, 2022

ranched out

the state of feeling after consuming too much ranch.

sam is feeling ranched out after chili’s.

by bugerboi101 January 6, 2022

Get ranched on

Get ranched on is slang for ejaculating in one's face. This is because ranch dressing looks very similar to semen. This saying can be taken literally or applied in other places, such as destruction of someone else in a video game or a big hit in football.

Jessie's face got ranched on last night
Ray Lewis yelled "Get ranched on," after annihilating the QB

by tjamestar September 25, 2010

Cool Ranched

Similar to a "Dirty Sanchez" this is when a man takes his finger and slides it between his thigh and nut sack, then applies the film to someone's upper lip, which has a smell similar to Cool Ranch Doritos.

The smell intensifies as the day grows hotter...

Harrison: Man, it's pretty fucking hot out today!
Odell: Yea, someone is getting Cool Ranched fo sho.
Harrison: Cool Ranched?
Odell: (performs the devious act on Harrison)
Harrison: Ugh! Sick dude!...yet it does smell like Cool Ranch Doritos! BONUS!

by teh eXodus June 30, 2009

Ram Ranched

When you get fucked wild and she turns around and starts to make cowboy noises like woeufhwaeofiewhfoihweovhaew;ofihawe;fiwheoifhwoeifhwoiefhwoihfoewifhweoifhweoiefh

Also a song my Ronald A Macdonald

Billy: Oh boy yee haw this girl was in the barnyard and I came so fast that the horses started neighing.
Jean: Did she give you the old Ram Ranched style?
Billy: Oh yee sir

by patrickscrabbypatties March 4, 2019

ranchette

A small ranch; usually 5~10 acres.

A ranchette would be ideal! Some friends of mine have ranchettes.

by Starchylde June 3, 2016