Gape your sexual partner and pour ranch dressing (usually hidden valley) in their butt hole and use it as a lubricant for intercourse.
by SpiritOfSun February 11, 2020
A slang term for male masturbation.
Ranch dressing resembles semen, so "raching it" means jacking off.
Ranch dressing resembles semen, so "raching it" means jacking off.
by lalala45677 January 23, 2009
Turn about ranch a teen attitude correction center Escalante Utah known as the ranch because of Dr.Phil
They can be recognized in the town of Escalante by the red baseball caps and solid colored t-shirtsthey have on.
"Hey look they must be from the ranch."
"How can you tell?"
" The red caps and look there is the chaperone."
"Hey look they must be from the ranch."
"How can you tell?"
" The red caps and look there is the chaperone."
by The flower of your eye April 17, 2020
When I saw she had spilled Fireball down the front of her Pink Cardinals shirt, then heard her scream 'whoooooooo,' I knew she was super ranch.
by C-El, Esq January 21, 2016
by mailmanjoe May 27, 2005
Once you cumm inside your partner's mouth she/he will spit it up into the air. You try to catch it in your mouth then you make the choice to spit or swallow.
by Sugar Daddy K February 4, 2009
Ranch can mean whatever you want it to mean.
Awesome, cool, weird, odd, whatever adjective comes to mind. It can be used as a sad boi meme for when you want to confuse someone or when you're the one who is confused. When using this word when confused the point is simply to confuse the person that confused you with their actions or something that they said. There are many different ways to say this word. "Ranchy" "Rancho" "ranchified" "ranched asf" "ranch asf" "ranch" or anything along the lines. As long as you are saying the word "ranch" it counts. Pay attention to the conversation topic and the tone that you or the person using the word is having. If this word is said in a negative tone it will most likely be a negative adjective. If ranch is used with a positive tone it will most likely mean a positive adjective.
ORGIN
The origin of this words' definition is Doritos cool ranch. The creator didn't understand why the chips' creator called it "cool" ranch instead of a simple "ranch flavored". The creator thought that this was weird, odd, (somewhat) funny, and quite ironic. So, the creator simply called some stuff ranch and now it is officially a word in their personal dictionary.
Awesome, cool, weird, odd, whatever adjective comes to mind. It can be used as a sad boi meme for when you want to confuse someone or when you're the one who is confused. When using this word when confused the point is simply to confuse the person that confused you with their actions or something that they said. There are many different ways to say this word. "Ranchy" "Rancho" "ranchified" "ranched asf" "ranch asf" "ranch" or anything along the lines. As long as you are saying the word "ranch" it counts. Pay attention to the conversation topic and the tone that you or the person using the word is having. If this word is said in a negative tone it will most likely be a negative adjective. If ranch is used with a positive tone it will most likely mean a positive adjective.
ORGIN
The origin of this words' definition is Doritos cool ranch. The creator didn't understand why the chips' creator called it "cool" ranch instead of a simple "ranch flavored". The creator thought that this was weird, odd, (somewhat) funny, and quite ironic. So, the creator simply called some stuff ranch and now it is officially a word in their personal dictionary.
Ana: "How was your day."
Cameron: "Today was ranch."*said with positive tone and intent
(over text)
Sarah:"Ugh I hate you"
Mary:"I'm ranchified .." (confused example)
Professor : *tells students their intricate theory on black holes
Student: Ranch.. (confused example)
Bob: "I'm cool. "
Robert : "No, I'm ranch!"
Cameron: "Today was ranch."*said with positive tone and intent
(over text)
Sarah:"Ugh I hate you"
Mary:"I'm ranchified .." (confused example)
Professor : *tells students their intricate theory on black holes
Student: Ranch.. (confused example)
Bob: "I'm cool. "
Robert : "No, I'm ranch!"
by Daddio January 31, 2017