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Neverland Ranch

Neverland Ranch was Michael Jackson’s home from 1988 until 2005 in the Santa Ynez Valley near LA. Its 3000 acres contain sacred Native American sites, and once had whimsical signs, statues, fountains, vintage vehicles, a train, and flower gardens.

Jackson generously shared Neverland's magical setting with underprivileged and seriously ill children, who were invited with their families by the busload to enjoy the amusement park even when he was away.

For years, thousands passed through the gates to experience joy. That all ended when one family of known grifters tried to cash in by accusing Jackson of a heinous crime. A corrupt local prosecutor couldn't convince a jury that Jackson was guilty of anything other than too much generosity and faith in people. The media circus was like a lynch mob after ratings, not Truth. Despite his complete exoneration during the famous trial in 2005, Jackson abandoned Neverland.

Many have noted that Jackson had shown a love and nurturance of children since he was one himself, and that he never lost his own childlike purity. If he had been a typical man-whore pop star, there'd have been no controversy. A spiritual, do-good, man-child who was sensitive to the needs of the young, weak, and marginalized was simply too good to be true.

To see how it looked in its heyday, see Larry Nimmer’s The Untold Story of Neverland; Living with Michael Jackson: The Footage You Were Never Meant to See; short films Moonwalker and Say Say Say.
I wish I could have experienced the magic and beauty of Neverland Ranch with my children while Michael Jackson lived there!
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The ranch

A place Dr. Phil sends bratty, rich, white girls girls to hopefully fix themselves and realize that they don’t need a $3,000 monthly allowance or a G-Wagon.
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Ram Ranch

A song written by singer/songwriter Grant MacDonald about 18 naked cowboys, in Ram Ranch 224, MacDonald mentions that Ram Ranch is in Caledon, Ontario.
"18 naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch"
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Ranchgirl

A somewhat easy, or polyamourous female who will sleep with anyone to get out of chores, housework, office tasks, hard labor, in addition to supplementing sex for monetary payment of any value.
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Ranch Dimension

1. Someone who has terrible internet, or unable to understand via voice chatting.

2.Someone drowning another creature by dumping an ungodly amount ranch dressing on to them.
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Neverland Ranch

Neverland Ranch was Michael Jackson’s home from 1988 until 2005. 3000 acres in the Santa Ynez Valley near LA, it contains sacred Native American sites, and it once had whimsical signs and statues, fountains, vintage vehicles, a train, and flower gardens.

Jackson generously shared Neverland's magical setting with underprivileged, inner-city, and seriously ill children, who were invited with their families by the busload to enjoy the amusement park even when he was away on business.

For many years, thousands passed through the gates to experience joy. That all ended when one family of known grifters tried to cash in by accusing Jackson of a heinous crime. A corrupt local prosecutor couldn't convince a jury that Jackson was guilty of anything other than too much generosity and faith in people. Despite his complete exoneration during the famous trial in 2005, he abandoned Neverland.

Many have noted that Jackson had shown a love and nurturance of children since he was one himself, and that he never lost a childlike purity. If he had been a typical man-whore pop star, there'd have been no controversy. A spiritual, do-good, man-child who was sensitive to the needs of the young, weak, and marginalized was simply too good to be true.

To see how it looked in its heyday, refer to Larry Nimmer’s documentary The Untold Story of Neverland, or Living with Michael Jackson: The Footage You Were Never Meant to See, as well as the short films Moonwalker and Say Say Say.
I wish I could have experienced the magic and beauty of Neverland Ranch with my children while Michael Jackson lived there!
by MarkBentley March 26, 2012
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Rachana

Rachana's are one of the smiliest, most attractive people you could ever have the pleasure of meeting.

Rachana's are people that love almost everybody and are loved by almost everyone. Rachana's are always happy and attractive people both inside and out. They are often shy on first impressions. However, open up to be some of the bubbliest people you could ever have the pleasure of meeting. They are often extremely artistic and are passionate in expressing their feelings to the people they love and trust. They appreciate good taste and art. They care a lot about fashion.

No matter how innocent, they are also strong and very sensitive when it comes to the people they care about. You wouldn't want to cross a Rachana. They are extremely good friends, people you wouldn't want to lose.
Rachana is such a good friend.
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