On the Rag Again

A phoney-bologna fake made up song, sung to the Willy Nelson song, "On the Road Again".

♪On the rag again!♪
♪I just can't wait to go on the rag again!!♪

♪The life I love is making music with my (menstrual) pads♪
♪And I can't wait to go on the rag again!!!♪

♪On the rag again,♪
♪See those bloody tampons swirling down the toliet!♪

♪She's a fucked-up friend♪
♪Keeps insisting that those panty liners keep coming...keep coming!♪

♪On the rag again,♪
♪I just can't wait to go on the rag again,♪
♪The life I love is making music with the head,♪
♪And I can't wait to go on the rag again!!!♪

by Telephony July 28, 2016

on the rag

mesnstruating, (from rag, sanitary napkin)

Her pants got stained because she was on the rag and had no tampons.

by Light Joker April 8, 2006

on the rag

in older days, ladies used washable cloths (rectangular pieces) in the gusset of their underwear during menstruation or to prevent unforeseen pee discharge, the term was made synonymous to a menstruating lady having moods & quirks .

hey Tommy, give this to aunt jeanine , but watch out, she's on the rag.

by jimbo tx May 19, 2015

on the rag

All the conventional definitions, plus a case where a mechanical device is malfunctioning for a 5 to 7 day period. See OTR and beating off

Bill, your FIAT is on the rag.

by andy1 May 24, 2005

on the rag

to be on your period

"Gee guys... i have cramps, im on the rag. It's been a couple days. no sex for me"

by Lola Radmonavich June 19, 2008

on the rag

A term used to describe a woman's period.

Damn, bitch! Are you always on the rag?!?

by The Great Rando July 14, 2002

bitch on the rag

A woman who is on her period, someone who complains a lot or is complaining.

Kid was complaining to me about that ditch weed like a bitch on the rag.

by Jarrett Q August 8, 2006