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I-Ready

A way to lose brain cells, torture students, and give them a reason for suicide

All for the sake of "EDUCATION"!
Teacher A: So how should we torture our students today?
Teacher B: I know; just give them I-Ready(s)!

Because of this monstrosity, somewhere there is a student committing toaster bath.\
by choconekos July 10, 2019
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I'm not ready for a relationship

Translation: You are annoying and our interactions need to end immediately.

Uttered when a person realizes a dating partner is not worth it/crazy. A form of "it's not you, it's me." A lie to quickly end things without hurting the other person's feelings. Often has the opposite effect as the other party may engage in manipulative techniques to avoid a break up. Smooth as butter when it works.
Scenario 1
Person A: Hey I know we've been seeing each other for a while but after a lot of thinking, I'm not ready for a relationship.

Person 2: Oh I see. Well I guess I'll see you around. Thanks for letting me know.

Scenario 2
Person A: Hey I know we've been seeing each other for a while but after a lot of thinking, I'm not ready for a relationship.

Person B: What do you mean? *Insert 3 hours of bs*

Person A: I'm sorry I can't talk about this anymore. *Blocks person B*
by zeropersonality January 31, 2020
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I-Ready

A fucking disgrace of a website meant to help you but all it does is make you want to flipping kermit sewer slide way more than you already do.

Teacher: Why arent you on I-Ready yet?

Me: Do you want to see a pre-mature death?
I-Ready, that one website that makes all students want to kill themselves.
by IWantToKermitSewerSlide June 1, 2018
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randy was here

A note found written in various locations by Randy, a character in 'My Name is Earl.'
"Hey! Someone scratched my new mactoolbox by writing randy was here!"
by ryanszczucki June 17, 2017
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Randy Tuesday

Everyone sits in a circle and strokes the cock of the person to the left. This can be only done on a Tuesday on the 22nd behind the Taco Bell on 6th Ave.
Zack's favorite day is Randy Tuesday. His favorite part is sitting in the middle and enjoying the shower.
by AbleistToad December 6, 2022
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Randy Johnson

One of the greatest pitchers in the history of Major League Baseball.

Randall David "Randy" Johnson (born September 10, 1963), nicknamed "The Big Unit", is a former American Major League Baseball left-handed pitcher. During a 22-year career, he pitched for six different teams.

The 6-foot-10-inch (2.08 m) Johnson was celebrated for having one of the most dominant fastballs in the game. He regularly approached, and occasionally exceeded, 100 miles per hour (160 km/h) during his prime. He also threw a hard, biting slider. Johnson won the Cy Young Award five times, second only to Roger Clemens' seven.

Johnson finished his career first in strikeouts per nine innings pitched among starting pitchers (10.67), second all-time in total strikeouts (4,875; first among left-handed pitchers), third in hit batsmen (188), tenth in fewest hits allowed per nine innings pitched (7.24), 22nd in wins (303), and 57th in shutouts (37). He pitched two no-hitters, the second of which was the 17th perfect game in baseball history. He won a world series with the Arizona Diamondbacks in 2001.
Did you see that fastball by Randy Johnson?
Yeah, now you see it, now you dont.
by david faustino November 21, 2012
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Ready to Rage

Ready to party hard, dance like a maniac, and sacrifice some sleep for the worthy cause of having a good time; ready to have fun and facilitate others having fun.
You ready to rage?
by megme June 30, 2011
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