r kelly

1. The act of having sex with a minor
2. Someone who has sex with a minor

1. "Man shes only 12 years old! He pulled an R Kelly!"
2. "She was 12? He's such an R Kelly!"

by Rukas February 4, 2003

R-Kelly

When a older person male is trying to get with someone female much much younger than they are.

My boy wana holla at u....how old is he??He's 22..Sorry but tell him to take his R-Kelly ass and go somwhere..i'm only 14.

by Vickey July 29, 2005

R Kelly it

hittin up a girl well below your age bracket

No one would go out with him so he had to R Kelly it.

by T-T June 11, 2006

r. kelly

to pee on someone....

See I roll around sittin' on dubs, cat and the mouse high on shrubs.. coolin' in my escalade man i'm paid i got it made. take me to your special place, close your eyes show me your face......I'm going to piss on it. Haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love, i dont even want none of the above i want to piss on you, yes i do, i piss on you i pee on, is that that ur body, ur body, is a portopotty, and i pee on it, like it knows karate(knows karate) imma pee on u, drip,drip,drip, pee on all on u, its on its on u.. u wont feel quite the same when you get a whiff of my hershey stains.. i wanna poop on u too, i wanna piss in ur food, the only the thing that makes my life complete is when i turn ur face to a toilet seat.. i want to piss on u, yes i do, yes i do i pee on u,i piss on.. wont u brade my head wont u brade my head

by steve February 28, 2005

R. Kelly

1.) A R&B singer who's personal life is pretty effed-up and is a wolf in sheep's clothing when it comes to younger women/girls.
His hits include sexually-desperate songs such as "Feelin' On Yo' Booty", "My Body's Callin'", "Ignition" in the midst of so-called uplifting songs as "I Believe I Can Fly", and "You Saved Me", which is very contradictory.

2. A singer who is not a fine person to revere and worship, like MOST fans do;
he is a staunch PERVERT.

3. A singer who needs psychological help and/or the slammer.

"Why da hell did R. Kelly get acquitted, when this saga's been going on 2002?
"Money TALKS, and BS WALKS, son."

by princessangelcadet June 19, 2008

R Kelly

a sick man who pissed on a 14 year old chick

'i don't believe r kelly is guilty 'cause he good!' (hypothetically)

by B-Gurl Stallagtyt3 December 25, 2007

r kelly

Some dumb shit who had sex with a minor and pissed the fuck out of her. Enjoys being pissed on as well.

R Kelly pisses on minors for sexual enjoyment. He should write his own kamasutra.

by Anonymous April 10, 2003