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quofing

The present participle of quofe.

Emitting penile flatulence, i.e., emitting air or gas from the penis through the urethra.

ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.

NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up quofing and splattering urine everywhere.
by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
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Quaffable

Something you can drink and drink without thinking about. It's neither harsh nor cloying.

It's simply extremely easy to drink.
Person 1 - This whisky is good?

Person 2 - Yes it's extremely quaffable, I could drink the bottle without knowing.
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quaffee

the result when you add alcohol to your morning caffeine
I added Bailey's to my espresso, then drank my quaffee.
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quoafing

The present participle of quoaf, which is itself an alternate spelling of quofe.

noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a dick fart.

verb: To emit penile flatulence.

ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.

NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up quoafing and splattering urine everywhere.
by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
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queaf

n. The release of air from the vagina; a pussy-fart.
All right, who queafed??
by The Grammar Nazi December 13, 2001
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quofe

noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a dick fart.

verb: To emit penile flatulence.

ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.

NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, whenever he tried to piss, he would quofe and splatter urine everywhere.
by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
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Quoane

When a patient gets difficult you quoane him.
Man that old guy in room 178 was being super aggressive so we had to quoane him.
by pwned13337lolololol January 23, 2009
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