Jay Quitler

A loser quarterback who pussy's out in the NFC championship game forcing them to put in the 3rd string who is better.

Wow did you see Jay Quitler yesterday?

by WillieMac February 19, 2011

Ghost quit

The practice of an employee ceasing to work at their job without formally resigning so that the employer continues to pay them regardless of their having quit.

Example: By the end of Bill de Blasio’s mayoral term the police officers of New York City had all ghost quit the NYPD. They could only be found clustered in large, useless and ineffective groups, and only in the few remaining safe haven neighborhoods with their heads buried in their phones scrolling through TikTok. Despite the city's precipitous decline into normalized criminal anarchy, New York City tax payers continued to pay the police officers because they had all cleverly ghost quit.

by Nero's lyre May 1, 2023

Quite right, too.

"Quite right, too" are some of the last words the Doctor ever said to Rose Tyler after she was sucked into an alternative universe in the episode "Doomsday" in the popular science fiction show "Doctor Who". The Doctor never got the chance to tell Rose he loved her, and after finding a single crack in the universe that he was able to project an image of himself, he tried to say those words. Sadly, the crack closed right before he got to tell her he loved her and the scene made people all over the globe cry.

Rose: "I.... I love you."
The Doctor: "Quite right, too. And I suppose, if it's my last chance to say it, Rose Tyler-"

by random-gallifreyan May 23, 2016

Quiet quit

When physically, you still turn up to work but mentally, you check out and do the absolute bare minimum to get by.

My boss has been an asshole lately but I need the money so I just quiet quit.

by The Real Peanut Gangsta May 27, 2022

quit at the peak

A verb often reffering to an instance in time when a person, or persons completely drops their career at its height. This is thought of as a power move to solidify one’s impression in the minds of the latter, or to proclaim alpha status.

Person 1: Why did you stop making music when you finally hit the top 10?
Person 2: I quit at the peak, I am the alpha swine.

by Rageinator October 26, 2019

He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt, it was really quite hypnotic

Bridge to the Picard Song.

Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise

???

He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt, it was really quite hypnotic (hypnotic...)

Incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic

by fffffffffff December 24, 2007

i quit tennis

"I quit tennis" is a term used when someone does or says something so mind numbingly stupid that you are forced to say, "I quit tennis." You can also add a number at the end, like, "I quit tennis ten times." This term is used in everyday SMS.

Guy: Do cookies have sugar in them?
You: I quit tennis

Guy: How do you spell, "Asia?"
You: I quit tennis 57 times."

by yooboy1116 February 22, 2014