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quecke

People with the last name Quecke have been along for centuries. Usually short af and is nerdy in all the best ways. Always the mom of their friends and is hard to loose in a crowd
Guy 1: hey who is your new friend?
Guy 2: oh she's a Quecke she's new here
Guy 1: she's a keeper
by _local.trashcan_ March 26, 2017
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Quelch

A quelch is a vaginal burp similar to a queef. A quelch is common among those that sport gunts and frequently suffer from yeast infections. A wet quelch produces a frothy gelatinous discharge that can be used as substitute for bug repellent. The smell of the quelch ranges between that of rotten rutabagas and orangutan feet. If you encounter a quelch immediately flush all exposed orifices and induce vomiting. Elderly quelchs have been know to cause small dust storms in rural areas.
She quelched so hard she ruptured her gunt.
by Ruprech April 9, 2010
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Quelch

A quelch is a major inconvenience caused by any reason.
that rain on Sunday was such a quelch! i wanted to go to the beach.

School is such a quelch.
by credit101 November 10, 2009
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queackity

a sexy and hot quackity editor on tiktok/insta
“Have you seen @queackity’s new post?”
“no you fucking piss kink whore”
by queackity March 7, 2021
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quelch

Wiping a plate or bowl after a meal so you can eat every last bit. Can be performed with a finger or bread, etc.
"Stop quelching, this is a posh resturant"
"But it's so damn tasty"
by Stephenx July 2, 2007
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quelch

A cross between queef (a vaginal expulsion of air) and a belch (a loud protrusion of air and often small particles from the mouth). As such, a quelch is a loud belch from the vaginal region often resulting in a light spray emerging from this region.
Hannah quelched all over Rainer's face as he went to fellate her, covering his face in an opaque liquid.
by Matt Coolness August 31, 2007
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queeck

A homemade bong that was not nigger rigged. It is built with a well thought out plan and has some survivability and filtration. aquarium tubing is recommended, and possibly required.
Dude, that's a nice piece.
Thanks man its my queeck.
by frickensweet92 March 2, 2011
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