-noun- pronounced "qwelk"; Easily described as the testicular prime meridian, the quelck is located between the grundle/taint and the shaft of the penis. If one were to draw a vertical line down the center of the scrotum, this would be a visual representation of the quelck.
"Dude, she licked me from my quelck to the tip of my dick." or "shit bro, she kicked me in my quelck"
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Get the quelckome mug.an infuriating, inferior, rude, shady, female dog. this is an extremely offensive insults usually associated to people older than you.
my teacher is such a freakin queck, i hate her and the class.
that queck can leave, she's so annoying.
that queck can leave, she's so annoying.
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Get the queackity mug.1. One who bails on plans with friends at the last minute.
2. Someone who is a scheister
3. One whose pussy makes Juicy noises while walking. Verb quelching or to quelch.
2. Someone who is a scheister
3. One whose pussy makes Juicy noises while walking. Verb quelching or to quelch.
1. Debra quelched all the way home from the store after bartering for a loaf of bread.
2. Give me back my sock full of nickels you quelcher.
3. Doug wouldn't come to the bar with us. He quelched out.
2. Give me back my sock full of nickels you quelcher.
3. Doug wouldn't come to the bar with us. He quelched out.
by Craig W. April 1, 2007
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Even though the pavement was empty, I still managed to quelch with an old man.
That was an intense quelch. We eventually had to agree that I would go this way, and she would go that way.
That was an intense quelch. We eventually had to agree that I would go this way, and she would go that way.
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It was during one of the famous cash games at Ray & Dons Room AKA the very big game where the term queck was first used. Andy, meaning to check accidentally said 'queck'. The table was in awe. Everyone loved the word queck so much, wanting to use it as much as possible therefore decided queck would be a good substitute for most words in the dictionary. 'lol' was now lol-queck, ('check' was obviously now queck - a crowd favourite) and 'what a sick beat you fishy n00b' became simply queck-a-queck-queck-queck-quecky-n00b.
Controversially, queck has been used in more than a majority of words (besides verbs, nouns, adjectives etc) such as pronouns, conjunctions and by some people literally every word possible.
It was during one of the famous cash games at Ray & Dons Room AKA the very big game where the term queck was first used. Andy, meaning to check accidentally said 'queck'. The table was in awe. Everyone loved the word queck so much, wanting to use it as much as possible therefore decided queck would be a good substitute for most words in the dictionary. 'lol' was now lol-queck, ('check' was obviously now queck - a crowd favourite) and 'what a sick beat you fishy n00b' became simply queck-a-queck-queck-queck-quecky-n00b.
Controversially, queck has been used in more than a majority of words (besides verbs, nouns, adjectives etc) such as pronouns, conjunctions and by some people literally every word possible.
'Your a quecking donk'
(In doing the poki-roki dance) 'Queck to the left then queck to the right
'Why would you queck on the turn, you should have quecked!'
'Queck Quecky Mc-Queck Queck Queck Queck Queck Queck!'
(In doing the poki-roki dance) 'Queck to the left then queck to the right
'Why would you queck on the turn, you should have quecked!'
'Queck Quecky Mc-Queck Queck Queck Queck Queck Queck!'
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