queefstruate

A queef executed during a female's menstruation resulting in a wet, red, spraying expulsion of menstrual fluid; equivalent to a vagina shart

I was performing cunnilingus when she queefstruated all over my face.

by Dan Otis January 3, 2008

queefist

someone who is an expert on pussyfarts. a queefists job is to produce music with queef noises. they are sometimes found in the streets performing. street queefists are usually known as queefers.

man did you hear about that queefist randy santel? he's gonna be queefin in town next week

by Trollk1ng November 7, 2015

Queeftasticular Cancer

A cancer of the vagina that causes uncontrollable queefage. This has no cure, and causes many women to become sterile or never have boyfriends. Their queefs are generally more potent than others, and fire out queef nuggets like a MP-40. The only way for temporary relief comes with the Queef-B-Gone cream.

I got Queeftasticular Cancer from Aleta and I eat tons of queef nuggets nowadays.

by FrodoBaggins231 August 5, 2006

Queefsten

A rather robust individual with a genetic mutation that causes you to queef uncontrollably.

Dude you're such a queefsten

by ainflwahjnfdj November 11, 2010

queefmasterreflex

Someone who, when reflexing, queefs. In other words, a jose luis made for fucking shit up. Only some can master this nickname and final form. To be honest, he is a legend of sorts.

Queefmasterreflex fucked so many bitches in college! It was insane!

by cavic June 5, 2014

Queefstruated

A woman experiencing a queef while menstruating.

Bro, I was pounding Tiffany last night when she totally queefstruated everywhere!

by Sir. Queefs-a-lot February 10, 2014

queeftastic

the opposite of fantastic, but a lot more cheery than saying somethings sucks.

i failed my regions, thats fucking queeftastic.

by wolf January 11, 2005