Queed

To drink alcohol and do drugs at same time.

“Hey bro, I want to queed rn.”
“Aight, let’s do it.”

by Leprechaun 🍀 July 21, 2019

Queed

Meaning awesome or all around cool. Basically Adrian and definitely not Josh. Cool or interesting. If you are queed you get all the girls.

hey man did you see that guy over there?

The one getting the blowjob and making out with that girl?

Yeah man, he is so queed.

Yeah i wish i was him...

by omgitsadri September 2, 2009

Queed

A response generally brought on by ones stupidity or lack of common sense.
-Also see Douchebag under insultive proporties.

ex "Wow dude, could you possibly be a bigger queed"

by Dan Pattern November 9, 2006

Dan Queeds

Dan Queeds (Dan Queed, Daniel Queeds, or Daniel Richard Queeds) is a slang term for high quality or expensive marijuana

The term originated out of Cranbrook Upper School in Bloomfield Hills, Michigan. It's roots come from the homonym between the name "Dan Queeds" and the expression "Dank Weeds".

"Man, I've heard that Zach has been chilling with Dan Queeds around the clock lately."

by GucciManeDaFlip February 15, 2010

Queed

As equal to Shart (to shit and fart at the same time) Queed is known to happen amoung females who pee and queef at the same time.

"So last night, i really had to go to the bathroom while he was.... doing his thing. and i totally queed!"

by Jordypooooo April 14, 2009

Queed

A slang term used to describe something that is extremely nasty, foul, smelly, or straight-up disgusting—physically, socially, or morally. It can refer to an object, substance, sickness, situation, or even a person’s behavior when it’s seen as revolting or unacceptable. Depending on context, queed can also be used as crude slang for an STD, usually said jokingly, insultingly, or as a warning rather than in a medical sense. Tone and intent matter a lot—sometimes it’s playful exaggeration, other times it’s meant as a hard insult.

Basically, if it makes you recoil, gag, or immediately say “nah, get that away from me,” it qualifies as queed.

"Dude, you smell like queed."

"I think James got queed."

"He said his ex gave him queed...now everybody satys away from him."

by John Queed December 12, 2025

Queed

A slang term used to describe something that is extremely nasty, foul, smelly, or straight-up disgusting—physically, socially, or morally. It can refer to an object, substance, situation, or even a person’s behavior when it’s seen as revolting or unacceptable. Depending on context, queed can also be used as crude slang for an STD, usually said jokingly, insultingly, or as a warning rather than in a medical sense. Tone and intent matter a lot—sometimes it’s playful exaggeration, other times it’s meant as a hard insult.

Basically, if it makes you recoil, gag, or immediately say get that away from me,” it qualifies as queed.

"Dude, you smell like queed."

"I think John has queed."

by John Queed December 12, 2025