Queed 

A response generally brought on by ones stupidity or lack of common sense.
-Also see Douchebag under insultive proporties.

ex "Wow dude, could you possibly be a bigger queed"

Queed by Dan Pattern November 9, 2006

queed 

queer on weed- queer+weed-the 'r'-the w= queed.

"hey man that is so spiffy but foget about her lets get high and have sex!"

queed by some13yr.old-but-yet-so-younge June 11, 2006

Queed 

As equal to Shart (to shit and fart at the same time) Queed is known to happen amoung females who pee and queef at the same time.

"So last night, i really had to go to the bathroom while he was.... doing his thing. and i totally queed!"

Queed by Jordypooooo April 14, 2009

queed 

A penis, or dick.

Can also be a queed suck.

Samantha gives good queed sucks.

queed by Sneaky Joe August 14, 2007

Queed 

The orange dangley thing that goes on the end of a Blippy.

I found three Blippys at the thrift store, only one of them needs its queed replaced!

Queed by Dr. OrangeGrape February 2, 2023

Queed

A slang term used to describe something that is extremely nasty, foul, smelly, or straight-up disgusting—physically, socially, or morally. It can refer to an object, substance, sickness, situation, or even a person’s behavior when it’s seen as revolting or unacceptable. Depending on context, queed can also be used as crude slang for an STD, usually said jokingly, insultingly, or as a warning rather than in a medical sense. Tone and intent matter a lot—sometimes it’s playful exaggeration, other times it’s meant as a hard insult.

Basically, if it makes you recoil, gag, or immediately say “nah, get that away from me,” it qualifies as queed.

"Dude, you smell like queed."

"I think James got queed."

"He said his ex gave him queed...now everybody satys away from him."

Queed by John Queed December 12, 2025

Queed

A slang term used to describe something that is extremely nasty, foul, smelly, or straight-up disgusting—physically, socially, or morally. It can refer to an object, substance, situation, or even a person’s behavior when it’s seen as revolting or unacceptable. Depending on context, queed can also be used as crude slang for an STD, usually said jokingly, insultingly, or as a warning rather than in a medical sense. Tone and intent matter a lot—sometimes it’s playful exaggeration, other times it’s meant as a hard insult.

Basically, if it makes you recoil, gag, or immediately say get that away from me,” it qualifies as queed.

"Dude, you smell like queed."

"I think John has queed."

Queed by John Queed December 12, 2025