Crusty Quads

When your sloppy seconds date or fuck eachother

"Hey did you hear about Nate and Julia getting together?"

"Damn, looks like my sloppy seconds turned into crusty quads"

by Steve dankerson May 24, 2020

Quagshag

A person who's hair outgrows his manhood.

Ex: Kyle likes a crew cut. Kyle's girlfriend Sam likes long hair. Kyle now has a quagshag.

by Manhood12 February 26, 2010

Quakson

The meme of 2017 for Hollanders EVERYWHERE. Tom Holland can’t say croissant so his fans made fun of him for a whole year.. but with love.

Person: Why can’t tom Holland say croissant?! It’s such a easy word!
Hollander: Well hes so English that he can’t say croissant right so it comes out as quakson... but he’s still sexy when he says it.

by Hollander1234 November 21, 2018

Quamar

Quamar is the most renegade human you will ever meet. The real definition of his name is moon, but he won’t moon you because he is so polite. He will probably be the same height as you but looks taller because of his hair. Quamars always have a deep appreciation for tractors wherever they may be. They always keep a conversation going with their conspiracy theories that intrigue everyone even if you don’t completely understand. Quamars are fun, out going, and love watches.

Mom: Quamar is such a nice boy you should be more like him.

Child: But Quamar hangs out with girls, grodee.

by Kwin March 13, 2020

Quamangulous

Absolutely rambunctious, crazy, or silly. Something so scandalous, it’s almost unbelievable.

Brendan was being a bit silly, but Gerald was straight up quamangulous at the party.

by cSap. February 7, 2023

Quarsh

When a girl tries to queef, but shits instead.

It sounded like a queef, but turns out it was a quarsh.

by Justrdude October 27, 2010

Dirty Quam

The Dirty Quam is when you are massaging a penis so hard that it breaks, or becomes wounded. After a penis encounters a Dirty Quam, it should be immediately wrapped and protected from other Dirty Quaminators.

"Last night my boyfriend was pissing me off, so I gave him the Dirty Quam"

"I can't believe he waited 4 months to tell me I Dirty Quamed him"

"I was really drunk when we started to get it on, so I probably gave him a Dirty Quam"

by kskeezy May 4, 2009