quaff

A euphemism for an erection.

When I awoke this morning, I had a raging quaff

by jhandles95 November 17, 2014

quaff

a form of fart caused by a vacum created in the vagina during sexual intercourse,

sally let out a huge quaff last night

by this fatguy May 26, 2006

quaff

past tense of the world renowned queef, or a loud resonating sound formed by the expelling of trapped air from the vaginal orefice...

"As i punched her in her bulbous tummy, she quaff'd a deadly disturbance which cleared the entire household in 3 seconds flat..."

by KevinCA$H August 4, 2006

quaff

The act of using one's hand to smell their own queef's aroma.

After a subtle sound from under the table and an awkward pause, Debbie quaffed and grossed out her dinner guests.

by CobraCommenter July 26, 2019

quaff

When a man lacking in testosterone grows four long hairs at the end of his chin.

Chris won't shave his quaff, it makes him look even more white trash.

by nerevar08 April 1, 2009

quaff

quite simply a fanny fart

when a girl shoves beans up her anus, chemicals from them seep into the pelvic reigion and she amitts a high pitched rasberry called a quaff

by owler May 27, 2009

quaff

Male queef; dick fart

Dude, it smells like a rank quaff.

by Andy Power May 16, 2005