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qanon

Someone who believes in the QAnon conspiracy theory, which started on 4chan, that the Deep State is determined to undermine the presidency of Donald J. Trump. Also, proof that the human race is doomed.
More and more people are believing QAnon. Humanity is too stupid to survive much longer.
by EyesTaco November 14, 2018
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qannon

when a girl shoots a dildo/vibrator out of her vagina with a queef
dude she qannoned me in the face so I left
by jabawakki April 22, 2014
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QAnon

What seems to be an internet-based cult of crackpots who apparently believe that Trump is God, and that he's fighting the "cabal" or the "deep state," or some BS like that. From the looks of it, they also espouse the religious belief that he's fighting a blatantly nonexistent "Satanic" pedophile ring made of people who don't agree with him, as opposed to just admitting he's not that great of a person. Seems to have been started by someone going by Q, who's claiming to be an insider for the government, or maybe a massive troll. These assholes take their beliefs seriously enough to flat out attack people or even try to commit murder in broad daylight, and then claim they're fighting for some fake utopia. Yeah, humanity's digging its own grave for sure.
Guy 1: Hey, hear about Larry? Apparently, he shot his neighbor and ran over her husband because he thought they were part of the "cabal"
Guy 2: Must have been QAnon.
Guy 1: Yeah, he drank that Q-Laid pretty fast.
by Intelligence001 November 16, 2020
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QAnonsense

The widely believed conspiracy theory among President Trump's supporters that an individual known as 'Q', having high level security clearance is spreading clues(bread crumbs) on Reddit and 4chan about Trump's secret agenda, examples include the Pizzagate Conspiracy and the Hoover Dam Incident.
Ignore the Storm and The Great Awakening threads on Reddit. Those are just a bunch of QAnonsense.
by seudokode January 20, 2019
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QAnon

Euphemism for retard

A typical QAnon supporter is over forty years old and lives in their mother's basement.

QAnon followers must be converted by social media as they can't reproduce themselves. Majority of them are virgins and their fatty body composure hides almost all of their penis. This makes impossible for them to reproduce.

QAnon followers spend all their allowance on weaponry and ammunition which helps them compensate for the dysfunction of their penis.
I don't think John will ever get laid. He's a true QAnon.

John and his Ma are in prison for storming the capitol. They're full QAnon
by Johnronjohnson January 23, 2022
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I’m a QAnon supporter

A way to say you’re retarded without saying “I’m retarded
Michael: I’m sorry, what did you just say?
Trent: Obama’s a Muslim, Bill Clinton is gay, and I’m a QAnon supporter who will usher us into the new white America!
Michael: Dude you could’ve just said you’re retarded.
by TheRealPain February 4, 2021
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QAnon

A group of rabidly racist Trump supporters who are spreading the false rumor that the increasing numbers of minorities in our schools is evidence that white children are being kidnapped and sold into sex slavery. This group was behind the discredited "Pizza-Gate" conspiracy theory of supposed sex trafficking.
The group QAnon is spreading false conspiracy theories as a tool in political fear mongering.
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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