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Qanon Shaman

The Qanon Shaman is a mythical creature who only appears in riots and protests. They say if you look hard enough, you could see him at every protest and riot. His horns are said to open portals to anywhere within the USA.
"Hey have you seen the Qanon Shaman?"
by Juicey boy January 7, 2021
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QAnon

QAnon began as a prank by 4chan members with the goal of convincing gullible people to unwittingly promote the fictional organization "Queers Anonymous". It has since been adopted and perpetuated by many around the world.
"QAnon knows the truth about the global conspiracy against Donald Trump and Bigfoot!"
by ProtocolsofZionNationalPark October 16, 2020
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qanat

n. A totally cheap-ass word to use in Scrabble and piss everyone off.
"Yeah, so I was winning by, like, 200 points, and THEN he puts down 'Qanat' on a triple word score tile, and I call bullshit, but it turns out it's a real word!"
by Alecx Hunter August 3, 2005
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qanat

· As early as 3000 BC, a system of irrigation began in Persia called the qanat.
· Qanats are underground tunnels, with a canal in the floor of the tunnel, which carries water.
· At regular intervals, well-like openings extend from the surface to the tunnel floor, and it is through these openings that the tunnels were built and through which they are maintained.
· The underground nature of the canal reduces evaporation in the hot and windy desert, and allows 22,000 qanats to operate in Iran even today.
· Qanats originate in highlands, with a mother shaft as deep as 400 metres, and the tunnel floor slopes at a moderate angle toward its destination, which can be up to 160 kilometres away.
· The difference between the qanat and a surface canal is that the qanat can get water from an underground aquifer, so a surface river or stream is not needed.
· Since it travels at a slope independent of the surface features, it can go in a straight line. The water carrying canal in qanats were usually lined with stone or tile to reduce water loss.
· The control of water was a key issue to Persian agriculture, and documents demonstrated that Darius and Xerxes authorising the mass construction of qanats at Manâwir in Egypt in an effort to increase agricultural production.
· Polybius claimed that it “granted for five generations to cultivate the lands until the desert regions to those who would bring irrigation to the area… the water which flowed everywhere from the slopes of Taurus.”
· Xenophon claimed that “the canal water was supplied from the river Tigris, and from which the canal ditches were cut to extend over the country.”
by CharYu June 30, 2005
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Qanon

When your IQ is a'nonexistent.
Brenda be drankin' the Q-laid. Poor girl probably be a little Qanon in the head.
by UncleFamousRaceCarDriverDoctor September 23, 2020
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QANTAS

Australia's national air carrier. The name in full is "Queensland And Northern Territory Aerial Service".
Whenever we fly interstate in Australia, we choose to fly with QANTAS.
by Mitcho2001 November 27, 2016
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Qanon Shapiro

Ben Shapiro's evil, dumber, and uglier twin brother Nick Fuentes. Legend has it Nick became jealous of Ben's success and transformed into a racist and holocaust denying jerkoff.
Person 1: Hey Bro, you know Nick Fuentes? Is he racist and antisemitic due to his small cock?

Person 2: I am sure he has a tiny penis, however, he is actually Ben Shapiros long lost evil jealous twin, Qanon Shapiro.
by ChuckDonkey December 28, 2022
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