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proseanide

OMG - She doesn't shut up ! I've been given a lethal dose of proseanide.

prose - words, cyanide
by RoseAura~ March 29, 2016
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purple prose

a term used to describe literature where the writing is unnecessarily flowery. it means that the writer described the situation (or wrote the entire book, passage, etc) using words that are too extravagant for the type of text, or any text at all. basically, over-describing something. with stupid words.
normal writing:
she lay on her bed dreaming.

purple prose:
she lay upon her silken sheets in her ornately embellished robes of satin, her chest ascending and descending easily with every passing second, deep inside the caverns of her subconscious mind.
by dazzlemethis August 11, 2009
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prose-yak

Poorly-written, non-lyrical poetry -- which you should never listen to while driving, or operating heavy machinery.
I tried to stay focused, but after a half-hour of that never-ending prose-yak, my brain switched to Stand By.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ February 9, 2009
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Prosfig

1. A Christianized Turk who claims to be a fabricated "greek."

2. Someone who is unable to accept that their grandparents were ethnic Turks

3. Someone in their 50's who walks around with a plastic Spartan helmet and an aluminum sword yelling "300!"

Their grandparents were part of a population exchange between grease and Turkey where 1.3 million Turks of the "greek" religion were sent to grease and 500 000 "greeks" of the Muslim religion were sent to Turkey.

other forms: Prosfyg, Prosfygi, Prosfig, Prosfigi, Prosfiga, Prosfyga
You were born a Prosfig and you will die a Prosfig.
by Prosfigi June 17, 2014
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Pyrosexual

Someone who is a furry who watches Pyrocynical, and develops sexual attractions to his voice and sexy Foxy The Pirate avatar.
Male 1: "Oh man I thought I was straight but when I watch his videos I have these Pyrosexual feelings. Like I just want to masturbate so hard when I hear his voice talking shit about garden gnomes"
Male 2: "Get a fucking life"
by BulletBillGamer June 23, 2016
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Prosciutto

Dry-ish sweet tasting ham from Italy. Very thinly sliced and it tastes AWESOME. There doesn't seem to be enough of it.
I want some prosciutto in my sandwich.
by DarkyFish November 2, 2013
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prosecconds

prosecconds (n): the second glass of Prosecco
'Prosecconds, anyone?'

'Sure. Fill me up, chief!'

Prosecco Alcohol Portmanteau
Wordplay
by Spagalucci February 3, 2018
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