Pyrogasm

Sexually excited by explosions or fire

All those fireworks gave me a pyrogasm

Last night I got a huge pyrogasm from all those fires i started.

by PyroManiac699 July 10, 2010

Pyroclastic

A word used to describe a song that is heat or fire but to the 1000th degree. A song that has a pyroclastic flow is best charactered by how it will blow out your speakers while ending human actual existence at the same time, just like a real pyroclastic flow.

Person 1: Have you listened to Floor 555 by XXXTENTACION
Person 2: Fuck yes, that is pyroclastic

by VasMan March 31, 2020

Pyrogasm

The sensation of setting ones pubic hairs on fire

when Timmy was left home alone with a lighter and nothing better to do, he tried out a pyrogasm which he soon found to be very unpleasurable and quite painful.

by Zim Roxo October 25, 2009

pyroclasm

A volcano's orgasm/ejaculation, aka pyroclastic flow.

The jet engines of the planes crashing into the twin towers on 9/11 were completely vaporized by the great pyroclasm.

by pagenotes June 12, 2017

pyroclastic nasty blasty

When you eat spicy food and the next day you take a poop and the spices from the food make your booty hole hurt and the poop is also explosive in nature.

"Hey guys, it's Fartnpoopnman, today I'm gonna be filling my turlet with a Pyroclastic Nasty Blasty cause of all the Mexican food I ate last night"

by USNAVYSEALS January 5, 2023

Pyroclastic Cloud

A Pyroclastic Cloud is a term borrowed from volcanoes. It is also used to refer to a restroom occurence, most applicable for men. This would be when you are in need of performing a bowel movement, and it is urgent for one reason or another (this usually happens on a hot day), and you rush to the restroom, and to save time you pull down your shorts while you are bending to sit down, your nose travells directly through the plume of groinal sweat odors released from your underwear.

Bill: Hey Jim, I just ran to pinch of a load and got stuck in the pyroclastic cloud.

Jim: Oh man, thats sick, slow down next time, let it disperse.

by Shake Zula May 24, 2005

pyroclastic surge

(n.) Hot rock, solidified lava rushing down the side of a volcano at 200mph. Followed by lava itself sometimes. Known to pwn teh pompeii

A pyroclastic surge hit pomeii, followed by several more.

by Gumba Gumba June 2, 2004