puntanger

to be a wus, to wimp out, to be scared,

dont be a puntanger just do it dude no worries

by caleb March 30, 2005

Patangle

Getting your penis in a tangle, a tricky situation.
eg. banging someone prohibited, knocking someone up

Tom: I got myself into a patangle
Jeff: Oh god, you knocked up Rebecca
Tom: Yes, her dad's going to shoot me when he finds out

by Fbombchristchurch August 25, 2011

pontagles

The ratio of fat versus muscle on a fish

My friend said my fish wasn’t big cause it wasn’t fat, he didn’t know about the pontagles rule, where muscle ways more than fat. My fish was a lean, mean, fighting machine with huge pontagles!

by ProFisherMan October 15, 2022

poontangler

1. He or she that tangles with poon. See poon.
2. Slang term for parasitic poon insect,i.e.: crotch critter, crab, etc.

Submit to me you hussy! For I am the POONTANGLER !!!

by JOE HUFF January 27, 2005

Poontangle

Female pubic hair.

I'll bet that European chick has a massive poontangle.

by Mr_Snobes November 29, 2011

pwntang

Put simply, pwntang is poontang that pwns

Damn, I had some fine pwntang in the weekend!

by Bloopy April 9, 2005

Poontangle

Difficult situation caused by an extra marrital affair with a worman.

I found myself knee deep in a poontangle when my wife and my girlfriend met at our annual holiday party for work.

by Nick Colorado January 11, 2010