Putz

A "putz" is yiddish (derogatory) for prick.

Oh, don't be such a putz!

by Smokey May 13, 2005

the putz

An embarrassing event of loose bowels which is brought to the attention of a large crowd.

"That burrito must have given him the putz, did you see him sprint for the bathroom?

by ThreeOne December 12, 2012

putz

A putz is a numbnuts who hasn't a clue that s/he is so so so very dumb or clueless. A true putz is not only stupid or completely 'out of it', but s/he is also aggressive or combative about his/her totally inept decision-making.

Mike and Louise are such putzes. Wow, they just keep compounding their previous errors and dumb moves with even worse ones!

by Athelstan Spilhaus IV September 10, 2006

putz

Vulgar Yiddish slang for penis, i.e. "dick". Not to be used lightly or jokingly.

Shut up, putz!

by putzhead July 29, 2009

Putz

Putz technically means fool or jerk. Vulgarly it means penis. In german it is Aufputz which means 'to clean'

He's a putz... ie... He's a jerk
He has/is a putz... ie... He has/is a penis

by Kaytee P April 8, 2003

putz

Used also to describe someone who is taking their time in a lazy manner. This is akin to saying that someone was lazy for an undefined period of time (see putzing, putzes, or putzed).

Joe was a putz with his computer.
Chuck putzes in his office.
Matt putzed on the golf course all day.

by Guler March 11, 2005

Putz

This is the type of person to drink windex by the gallon an absolute retard you know who you are

There is a putz drinking windex beside me

by Shithead Jones April 14, 2021