putfuck

The act of removing a robe whilst seductive music is playing and then asking if you want to Putfuck

Also known as an extremely big douche who will probably get an erection when talking to a pregnant woman

Wow, hes such a dick, he's probably a putfuck

by nickyb134576 June 14, 2011

putupaula

Definition of cool woman used in various chatrooms

That woman is putupaula

by ChineseFarmer March 5, 2022

putdp

Pick up the damn phone.

The CEO needs to putdp!

by Doctor WTF March 31, 2022

PUTPETA

People for the Unethical Treatment of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. A fake organization made up of those who think people should not be harmed to protect animals and anyone who thinks that should be treated unethically.

And in other news, PETA released a bear from it's cage in the zoo today and it ended up devouring many small children. Fortunately the bear was caught and led back to it's cage. only moments later a PUTPETA member was somehow able to lock the PETA members that were involved, in with the bear. They are now cornered and begging that we shoot the bear... The official PETA organization has rejected his membership and is willing to let the bear eat him.

by Lizza Calico February 8, 2010

Inoflein putput

When somebody has to take a big shit.

Bro do you need to inoflein putput.

by MashiNashi September 30, 2020

puttputt

when taking a major shit. bigger than a normal shit.

"today i took a huge puttputt, it cleared out the bathroom."

by allisonbecca January 22, 2006

putapimpinacribandwaitforittocry

Our science project including putting a pimp in a crib, and depriving it of hoes, and seeing how long it takes for it to cry. Since pimps need hoes like humans need food, if we deprive the pimp of hoes for long enough, he will cry, and then he will eventually die.

Man 1:Dude I can't think of a science project.
Man 2:Dude, just putapimpinacribandwaitforittocry!

by yourmom45674575667 February 27, 2008