PTS ( Pistachio Thumb Syndrome )

A non-life-threatening, but common and annoying syndrome brought on by frequent use of thumb nails to crack open pistachios; Symptoms include but are not limited to, aching of the thumbs; fissures or punctures found on the thumbs; thumb nails cracked, broken and ALWAYS much shorter than other finger nails. The only cures developed are cursing like a sailor in short bursts, shelled pistachios, the use of implanted squirrel teeth, or completely discontinuing the fabulous, salty roasted nut, however, most serious pistachio consumers would rather live with the syndrome.

Bitch be needing a mani...PTS ( Pistachio Thumb Syndrome ) in full effect...

by CUNDSNO December 15, 2012

pistachio

To refer to a member of the opposite sex in conversation when such discussion may be considered overly discriminatory or sexist when being overheard. Can refer to the USDA system of grading for pistachio nuts and shells (i.e. U.S. Fancy, U.S. Extra No. 1, U.S. No. 1, and U.S. Select).

"Check out the pistachio by the doorway. Extra No. 1 grade."
"Agreed."

by shabazzier January 5, 2017

pasta and lobster

expression used when a black girl gets with a white guy that treats her good
based off the verse in “area codes” by kaliii

ex.

“you seen her new bf? he’s white”
“yeah she eating her pasta and lobster”

by sourmilkies September 15, 2023

Never feed the badders pasta

A term infamously used by Fredo, (no not the chocolate mascot u fuck shit) to warn us to never give food to the hoe. One day she's eating pasta in my house, then yours? City boyz can't let that happen dargs.

Darling, its home time...never feed the badders pasta.

by SkraaaaPapA August 2, 2019

pasta power

The power possessed by the Mario Brothers from the video game and TV show of the same name. Mario and Luigi , being of Italian decent, gain their powers from eating lots of pasta as lots of Italians do.

Mario and Luigi used their “pasta power” to save the princess.

by Milk and a biscuit January 30, 2018

pastachios

it's pistachios, but italian

Damn Ethan those are some good pastachios, said Davin eagerly.

by Davethandd May 19, 2017

Pasta Scream

When your in line at a pasta buffet to get your pasta and the person is about to put the wrong sauce on your pasta, you yell out a primal Pasta Scream.

Sara asked for the white sauce on her pasta, but the man kept bringing the ladle full of green sauce closer and closer to the pasta. She let out her loudest Pasta Scream, "NOOOOOOO" until she realized the pasta was not hers and that she had just caused a ruckus.

by Shroomsingbs October 21, 2011