A Pussy Eater is a man who thinks he's hard but lacks the balls (guts) to show how hard he really is. Without any balls his only way of pleasing a woman is to eat her pussy, making him a Pussy Eater.

Look at all those Pussy Eaters, outside Villa Park, it's the same old thing when us Zulus come to 'town'.

Villa Park, home of Aston Vile FC.
Zulu's, Supporters of Rival Birmingham City FC.

Pussy Eater by The Doctor. August 15, 2007

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Pussy eater

A person who eats tight virgin pussies

“OMG you’re such a pussy eater. Break my hymen open baby ugh ugh ugh fffffffuuucckkk.

Pussy eater by L423 April 23, 2024

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peter peter pussy eater

Male genitalia that devours vagina.

He used his pussy eater all night long.

peter peter pussy eater by Christine February 13, 2004

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Caribbean Pussy Eater

A senior male originally from Newfoundland. He currently resides in Ontario, but likes to eat pussy simultaneously/concurrently while vacationing in Cuba, specifically. His impressive sexual prowess makeshim a hero of sorts to younger generations who have seemingly forgot the fine art of pussy eating. The fact that a 'Caribbean Pussy Eater' demands a minimum of two pussies/session only adds to his mystique and honed skills. A 'Caribbean Pussy Eater' typically has the following legal name - "Herb" Or, as their dedicated followers like to appropriately call them "Hugh".

Jason: "Yes ba, how are ya?"

Michael: "Good ba, one me way to Herbs for a drink"

Jason: "How's herb ba?"
Michael: "He just got back from Cuba and get this: he had a threesome with two young ones from Pictou, Nova Scotia. They both recently went through divorces and hit it off with Herb when they discovered he was a 'Caribbean Pussy Eater'".
Jason: "Man! I had no clue herb was a Caribbean Pussy Eater. He needs to teach us his methods"

Michael:"Fucking right he does!"

Caribbean Pussy Eater by JayBrew March 15, 2024

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