pussum

Any furry mammal, it can range from a little possum, to a big bear
Main pussums: possums, rats, skunks, rabbits, squirrels, mice, chipmunks, and deer
Domesticated animals such as cats,dogs, and ferrets can be claimed as pussums aswell

Hey frank, look at the pussum over there in the bushes

There's pussums about...

by Rat666 August 31, 2017

Possumed'd

The act of pretending to be asleep without pants on in order to get others to violate your anus.

Possuming is also used to describe this putrid act

Faizian possumed'd the entire party without them realizing it. He loves waking up not being able to walk.

by PIIHB August 19, 2009

Pussymeister

One who is a master of pussy. This person, usually male, can get some pussy whenever he wants and doesn't even have to try. He knows how to get in and out without any of that emotional drama that often comes with pussies. His male peers look upon him as a symbol of hope, for maybe one day they will be half the man that he is.

Person 1: Hey man did you hear about that one guy who got with all of those hot pussies last night?
Person 2: Yeah I heard he was with at least 10 girls at the same time!
Person 1: Man I'm soo jelly. He's such a pussymeister!

by TheRealPussyMeister June 11, 2011

Pussum

Pussum is a slang used to refer to a woman with cat-like mannerisms. It originated in the 20th century and talks about any woman being coy, slinky, sexy etc.

1: "Rich sat quite close to Minnie in the cafe."

2: "Oh yeah, he refers to her as a pussum all the time."

by Litnerd May 28, 2018

Wampus Pussum Cat

A mythological feline. Usually with a bad attitude. Capable of wreaking havoc and discord. It's like a Tasmanian Devil, but in cat form..

Watch out for the Wampus Pussum Cat in the woods..

by Eric Hanks May 21, 2008

Pussymeat

When a girl sends you nudes and her pussy looks like arby's.

Damn don't hook up with that girl she got some mean pussymeat. Unless you're into that shit.

by lmao syndrom September 12, 2017

pussimest

One who is pessimistic about getting some pussy.

Dude, stop being such a pussimest, there's going to be tons of chicks there tonight. You're def gonna get some.

by Katiya December 14, 2008