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purple headed yogurt slinger

A term referring to an erection. Due to the fact that an erect penis has a purple like head and that it slings a yogurt like substance. This term is used in the movie Varsity Blues.
I used my purple headed yogurt slinger to give that a girl a houdini.

purple-headed yogurt slinger 

Slang for your cock when he gets big and hard, called "purple-headed" because of the color of your tip when you are turned on, and "yogurt-slinger" because of the come that you shoot when you ejaculate.
When she saw my purple-headed yogurt slinger standing up big and tall and proud and in his full glory, swollen to his full erect height of ten and a half inches, she said, "Oh, yes, I WANT it!"

purple-nozzled yogurt slinger

"John Holmes had a huge purple nozzled yogurt slinger."
purple-nozzled yogurt slinger by x January 22, 2003

Purple-headed yogurt slinger 

a cock when your about to cum.
after i wad done with that girl i had a purple-headed yogurt slinger
Purple-headed yogurt slinger by Jeff February 25, 2004

Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger

Referring to a dudes dick
Damn Connor has a huge purple Headed Yogurt Slinger

Purple headed yogurt slinger

When a man insert his penis into a tracheotomy stoma and gets an erection causing it to become stuck resulting in the head of the penis turning purple
This one time I was so desperate for action I got a purple headed yogurt slinger and had to call the squad.