puppies and Christmas

The qualities in the world that merit its saving, time and time again.

Come on, vampires, rrrr, nasty! Let's annihilate them. For justice, and for... the safety of puppies and Christmas, right? Let's fight that evil! Let's kill something! Oh, come on! -Spike

by designs on you July 18, 2006

Hush Puppies in my Pants

The possible act of crapping your pants after a fart, and then leaving it there for a while because you're too lazy to confirm.

Dude, I think I've had some Hush Puppies in my pants for the past five minutes after that one!

by ingrate October 9, 2012

air out these puppies

when a girl is butt naked, and she opens her arms and shakes her titties, to air them out.

girl: "Phew it was hot in there, i gotta air out these puppies!"

by sweatty balls in your mouth April 1, 2010

Chest Puppies

Perfect breast, brings you to an awe.. like two cute puppies.

When you see a pair of breast so right, you just cannot take your eyes off.

"Hey yo, Gaybe! Check out the Chest Puppies on that dime!"

"Daaaaaamn son! I'd off my unborn child to milk those utters !

by DirtyMoney710 January 3, 2018

Sweater puppies

A woman's breasts.

She's got her sweater puppies covered up with that shirt.

by Anjigirl May 23, 2018

two puppies fighting under a blanket

When a large-chested girl is running up the street, her bouncing tits look like two puppies fighting under a blanket.

Look at that bird running for the train...like two puppies fighting under a blanket

by Choda Boy 57 August 12, 2006

Puppies In The Tub

When a man gets both of his testicles in a womans ass. Sometimes accompanied by his penis, fingers, or other sexual objects. It is spoken that way because they say it is as difficult as keeping multiple small Canine's in a bathtub.

I went for the old "puppies in the tub", and now my left nut is sore.

by Chedabob February 5, 2008