Punieta

1: Spanish for a jack off; money shot; cumshot; to shoot jizz.

2: Complimentary peanuts found in a Bar/Saloon to subside hunger while getting drunk. Most of the time, the peanut shells are preferred to be thrown on the floor after you eat the inside.

1: Calmate pinche punieta! (chill out f*cking jack off!)

2: Does Lou's Saloon have punietas? I hate to drink on an empty stomach!

by CrpChristiDJ June 29, 2011

puñeta

1.a hand job
2.a fist
3.vulgar interjection similar to "damn" or "fuck"

1. El se dio una puñeta (he gave himself a handjob).

2. Me entraron a puñetasos (they beat me up with punches).

3. Aqui el que manda soy yo, puñeta (I am the boss here dammit)!

by Mangani Puñeta December 29, 2007

puñeta

Typically "jerk off" for Mexicans. For Puerto Ricans and Dominicans it's a curse like coño.

Puñeta! I stubbed my toe!

Puñeta coño! I have to fix the car again.

by h0mi May 3, 2004

puñeta

A Filipino expression of the same meaning as in Spanish but never reffered to as masturbation. with the same derogatory level with the word "Puta"

"puñeta ka! kausap mo na naman ang querida mo!"

by niccolo July 24, 2008

Puñeta del Muerte

(pooh-nyeh-tah del mhwair-tey)
(spanish)
Eng. Trans. - The Jack-Off of Death: The act of, between-the-legs, masturbation performed on a bridge railing or high precipice, with one's pants pulled to the knees, while hoping down the railing on one foot.

Pinche Jim just hoped up onto the railing and busted out the Puñeta del Muerte*!

* must be capitalized due to it's god-like stature in the world of masturbation

by Collinseent April 1, 2009

punetas

Spanish slang for masturbating.

oh, leslie? yeah, he went to do some punetas in the bathroom.

by mikenightrider December 17, 2007

punietas

The Spanish slang term for jacking off or beating your meat..

Hey Keek! Stop shooting punietas Puto!!

by Al Bones February 15, 2014