punjab

teh source of some incredibly kewl music.

Apparently I'm the only non-punjabi person who thinks so.
Me: This music is awesome!
Hot Carl: Nah, it sux0r

Me: You gotta bring some punjabi stuff to the party!
Punjabi d00d: Nah, teh ppl hates it :(
by gschjetne July 12, 2005
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PUNJAB

the female version of "what's the capitol of Thailand?", and you punch your buddy in the nuts and say "Bangkok!"
I walked up to my girl the other day, and asked her what the richest city was in india.. she had no clue so i punched her in the snatch and said "PUNJAB!!!"
by big country24 May 07, 2009
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That guy workin' at the 7'11 was a total punjab!
by Jaheed867 October 16, 2010
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a prominent culturally rich state in Pakistan and India
white trailer trash nigers who have no idea how to suck a good Punjab dick when it is right in on their K-Mart employee of the month lips
by LisitdoneC January 19, 2008
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Pussy under nostrils jabbing a boobie
by Frankenstein’s Dongle June 27, 2019
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Intimately having intercourse and combo punching the vagina after climax.
I came and then hit her with the one-two punjab.
by Xxfoofoobunny May 25, 2017
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To kill by strangulation with a lasso. Specific to the "Phantom of the Opera" fandom, where the main character uses a murder weapon called a "Punjab lasso" (essentially a loop of catcut or other rope).
Erik punjabbed all those who crossed his path.
by Revelena September 21, 2006
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