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punctuation 

What kids use when they are in an argument to sound more grown up on the internet.
Well, you're wrong, I am right. Also, I have proper use of punctuation, unlike you.
punctuation by supportnetneutrality December 12, 2017

punctuation pee 

Final pee that marks the end of a bowel movement.
Tom was certain that his explosive diarrhea was finally over when his punctuation pee started.
punctuation pee by JudyAK May 9, 2011

punctuation flatulence 

When you emphasize something you say with a loud and protracted fart to make a more powerful statement.
My father was definitely the ultimate master of punctuation flatulence.

Punctuation Marks 

Dried period blood found on the underside of a toilet seat.
"Yo, your girl Linda left some punctuation marks on the toilet seat. Clean that mess up, shit is nasty!"
Punctuation Marks by Butu February 28, 2008

Punctuation Recession 

When you're texting/ emailing and your friend responds with one too many punctuation marks.
Bob: hey!!!!!!!!! what's up??

Bob: well...................................

You: Bob, don't you know we're in a punctuation recession?

punctuation art 

These thingy's:

........................./´¯/)
......................,/¯..//
...................../..../ /
............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸
........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\
........('(...´(..´......,~/'...')
.........\.................\/..../
..........''...\.......... _.·´
............\..............(
..............\.............\
The punctuation art above pictures a 🖕
punctuation art by Kobe Skate November 30, 2021