Pull a Jordan

Someone who masturbates in class and
gets caught

Kid: I got suspended for Masturbating in class

Friend: You pulled a Jordan?

Who do you know that can pull a jordan

by Chickenwings2 March 18, 2011

pulling a Jordan

taking a very long time to get ready, in order to go/do something..

"Dude, we've been waiting for like 45 minutes.."
"He's pulling a Jordan.. might as well sleep, its gonna be another 2 hours.."

by Jack Sears November 7, 2018

Pulling a Jordan Law

When a man gets a baseball bat and lubricates it enough so it can be inserted into another mans anus. This maneuver is named "the Jordan Law" after the first to do so.

Wow, Bob was "Pulling a Jordan Law" on Jim lasnight when Jims mom walked in on them!

by Gord Ritchie November 17, 2009

Pulling a Jordan taylor

Pulling a Jordan Taylor is the act in which a natural born blonde women cheats on you with 15 people in total.

Guy 1: have you heard Jenna has been cheating on 1 dude with like 15 other people.
Girl 1: omg we need this to be know that she’s pulling a Jordan Taylor

by Gay faggot 420 September 3, 2019

pulling a jordan waller

when a deformed penisless ginger child becomes aware of his name and body and kills himself

pulling a jordan waller: Jordan Waller totally pulled a Jordan Waller last night! LOLZ

by chriswebz October 13, 2010

He pulled a Jordan

When you kick someone in the balls while wearing Air Jordans.

Me: I will pull a Jordan
Them: No don't do it
Me: *Pulls a Jordan*
Their pride and joy *Dies*
Random dude: Wow, he pulled a Jordan!

by LividPlanets February 6, 2019

Pulled a Jordan

When you ask a girl that you know if she wants to go out with you and your friends to the pub under the guise of maybe setting her up with one of your friends. Which you aren't so sure if you clearly explained that to her at the start. Only to find out that she thought that you wanted to take her out on a date, and completey blows you and all your friends off because she found out that you in fact have a girlfriend.

Dude what happened to that girl. Oh she found out you had a girlfriend? Did you tell her? Yeah man you totally pulled a jordan.

by MosDawg December 13, 2008