putty crotch

When a woman’s genitalia, mainly the labia, hangs down and features quite stretchy attributes similar to a glob of putty.

Skyler: “Sam had me over yesterday, she kept begging me to stretch out her box flaps around my willie!”
Conrad: “oh dang dude! Did you get all over that putty crotch? “
Skyler: “Yes.”

by Mr. Woodshop Teacher June 8, 2018

Stay Pufts

Huge squashy floppy marshmallow boobies

I love sleeping on your stay pufts

by Working Class Hero January 1, 2021

Slutty Putty

when someone fingers a slut, and they squirt all over them

Ryan: dude, mikey got slutty putty all over forest last night.
Kevin: damn, thats dirty

by tedddy<3 July 16, 2009

suicide putty

Parody of Billy Mays' mighty putty; from the You Tube Poop video YTP Billy Mays Suicide Putty

Hi! Billy Mays here with the new suicide putty! The easy way to kill yourself! Just knead to activate, apply, and die!

by awl1993 July 6, 2010

puffy girl

a polite way of saying a fat girl

Look out the window! Here she comes with the puffy girl!

by Boffo1 March 13, 2020

Puffy vagina

A puffy vagina is a nice meaty pussy - it doesn't always have to have meat curtains (otherwise known as large hanging labia-majora skin flopping out. A puffy vagina can be puffy like the pillsbury doh boy. A little cushion and more meat is never a bad thing. A puffy vagina is a rare delicacy and should be treated like a desert to anyone having a taste.

"Man she had a nice puffy vagina, her outer lips had some thickness - it looked like a plump peach"

by Man_handler April 21, 2018

crazy putty

A cursive mis-read of "Crazy Pussy" as seen on 30 Rock. Apparently causes a lot of frustration.

Here, I can't say it, but I'll write it in cursive so you can read it.

"Crazy Putty?"
"No."
"Ohhh, Crazy Pussy!"

by lookjerk July 9, 2010