Vanessa Pudgens

What American actress Vanessa Hudgens would be called if she started gaining weight.

Mark: Yo man, you seen Vanessa Hudgens lately?

Jeff: Pfft...more like Vanessa PUDGENS... Homegirl seriously needs to go easy on the holiday binge eating.

by Richard_Hungwell December 3, 2020

pudgemo

an emo boy or girl who is too fat or pudgy to be wearing skinny jeans or tiny band T

stacy has a total muffin top over those jeans and way to much eyeliner, she such a pudgemo

by CourtneyDUH! October 12, 2009

pudgemuffin

a name for a person who may in fact possess a muffin top, though generally their entire body appears to be a giant muffin top in itself, thus the pudgemuffin, one who's entire body resembles the unappetizing pudge overflowing over one's jeans.

"Wow Derek, did you see Taylor this morning in those skinny jeans? She is such a pudgemuffin," said Kaiti. "She should definitely stop eating so many dunkin donuts."

by zoewondrpup February 1, 2010

Pudges

A fat balding North American with a double chin. Often wanting to poke anything they come in contact with. If finger be broken, sporks can be used.

Your mom is a pudges.
I am a pudges.

by TigurX December 9, 2003

Pudgemouse

A nickname for someone who you like to anally fuck repeatedly

Hay pudgemouse I'm ready for round 2

by Alex Foure September 25, 2021

Pudgemonkey

An ungodly return to primal form a build typically consisting a lumby lower torso a reciding hairline normally orangutang like hair resembles a homeless man with a nocturnal sleep pattern

Man 1 "Omg is that a homeless man"
Man 2 "no that's just Evan the local pudgemonkey"

by Icehomo February 16, 2025