puck

a stubby, fat, uncircumcised penis

"Man, did you check out the puck on that guy?"
"Ew, I know, right?"

by ZHdoubleKR June 1, 2019

puck

used as a verb... to rapidly launch hockey pucks at one's face and then scream "you got pucked!"

(smack! smack!) AHHHH stop the bleeding!
OH YEAH SON! YOU GOT PUCKED!!!!!!!

by brilliant brad February 25, 2004

puck

Noun. Commonly used in Cape Breton, NS to describe a punch in the face.

C,mere bye! I'm gonna give you a puck in the face.

by Cha2007 January 5, 2007

puck

A derogatory term for Canadians. Not that it exists already, I just think it would be cool to start a new term. Also, I have met a few people who don't know the term canuck. Puck, because it's the main point of interest in hocket, a predominantly Canadian sport.

Can you believe this puck, if I hear him say eh again, I'll kick his ass.

by alan June 14, 2004

Puck puck

Rez slang for penis

“Josh had a tiny a tiny puck puck”

by Jakescrookednipples October 1, 2022

on puck

When one's butt-hole is puckered.

There was an inch of ice on the road; I was on puck the whole trip.

by Ereezy April 18, 2016

Puck

The name of a mischievous fairy of English folklore (e.g. Shakespeare's "A Midsummer Night's Dream").

"FAIRY: Either I mistake your shape and making quite,
Or else you are that shrewd and knavish sprite
Called Robin Goodfellow. Are not you he
That frights the maidens of the villagery,
Skim milk, and sometimes labour in the quern,
And bootless make the breathless housewife churn,
And sometime make the drink to bear no barm,
Mislead night-wanders, laughing at their harm?
Those that Hobgoblin call you, and sweet Puck,
You do their work, and they shall have good luck.
Are you not he? "

by Figleaf23 August 4, 2007