Pubositioned

Similar to a Proposition, but one that is incredibly difficult to refuse and often takes precedence over any plan already in force.

"Ere Jon, wanna come to the pub after work?"

*Jon briefly remembers seeing on the kitchen calendar that morning that he has to attend his daugher's school play*

"Yeah alright."

-- Jon has just been Pubositioned. While he knows full well that there will be arguments when his wife find him asleep in the flowerbed in the morning, the lure of a cool, refreshing pint can never be ignored.

by Mr. Klunk September 3, 2009

Pubost

When a single pubic hair is found on your food at a very specific chinese restaurant. The pube has to be long and curly as well as thick and black. It is only called a pubost once a person puts it in their mouth then slowly pulls it out to realize it came from a ball sack.

Natalie: EW! I ate a pubost

by suchqualitydefinitions January 18, 2019

pubitronic nut sac

It's a very difficult procedure of putting a Microchip within the nut sac with lights placed in it. So when it is inserted into the scrotum it lights up like a Christmas tree. The cords have to be plugged up to batteries which have to be placed within your anus in order for it to work. When the process is done the "pubitronic nut sac" will only be completed when the scrotum lights up and The pubic hairs reflect the light making it a true "pubitronic nut sac"

Bill: dude when ever i dont have a flashlight i find it very difficult to look through the dark in the woods to get to bi-lo.
Fred: Well dude when im chillin with the bros in the tree house and it becomes night time, I use my pubitronic nut sac to see my way Home.

by my own dad February 16, 2010

pubnite

The mix between fortnite and pubg

I wish they made pubnite a thing. - Little Johnny

by Scotland Forever June 11, 2018

publitastic

Having fantastic properties relating to the process and/or products of publishing in text. Derived from the latin publo, meaing self-promotion.

This new printing press is publitastic

by fakeymcfakefakernotreal April 27, 2005

publitise

If you publitise something, you present it to the public. If you publitise someone, you present it to the public to humiliate and embarass.

I'll publitise your face.

by Korean Emo June 14, 2007

PuBooty

The smell of Pussy and Booty after days and weeks of ignoring one's personal hygiene.

Damn bro! This gym smells like straight pubooty! It's burning my nose and I can taste it! Booty b.o.

by Damaged Cheese January 5, 2017