Pube Steak

The entangled ejaculate that gets trapped in a man's pubic hair after sexual intercourse, or masturbation.

I was talking with Zach the other night and he kept itching his crotch. Looks like he had Pube Steak for dinner.

by Yeah Charles October 31, 2011

tubesteak

Beef in cylindrical form.
Slang for male genitalia.

My, that's a tasty tubesteak! I sure like it in my mouth!

by josh November 5, 2002

Ruby Tubesteak

When your shaft is bloody from period sex with your girlfriend.

Homie 1: "how are you and your lady doing?"
Homie 2: "oh, man last night she gave me a ruby tubesteak. That time of the month.(wink wink)"

by Lorenzo Llamas May 19, 2015

Pubestache

The light and fluffy pubic style hair that grows sparsely on the upper lip. Commonly found on teenage boys and some women.

Adam Morrison has a killer pubestache

by Chuck Shneiderberry April 2, 2008

Pepper Tubesteak

The act of covering a condom in wasabi and haveing sex, preferably with a Thai prostitute

Dude, I totally gave her the pepper tubesteak, she ran away screaming.

by J-rod Chris April 3, 2007

pubestache

1. A faint fuzzy proto-mustache that grows on tweens, e.g a pubescent mustache.

Bobby has a pubestache, but doesn't even realize it yet.

by manicslang January 19, 2014

Tubesteak

Slang term for a penis.

"Put your tubesteak back in your pants Julia..."

by BanditJeff May 17, 2009