Poddy

Use the toilet.

I have to go poddy.

by Tyris Flare October 17, 2009

poddy

How many people pronounce the word, "potty".
Can be used to describe the act of ejecting micturition or the urine itself.

Some people use the word to describe the act of leaving a shit as well.

Hold on a moment -- I really need to go poddy before we leave!

by Telephony June 9, 2014

poddling

That thing cats do with their claws when they are trying to settle down.

The cat was poddling on it's owners lap.

by Miss Know it alls April 26, 2011

prodding the mince

When one penetrates so far during anal sex, that they actually reach the recipitants intestines, hence 'mince'. the anal equivalent of deep throat

"Where's Jamie?"
"Dunno, probably prodding the mince with josh"

by raggedy ass mofo October 28, 2008

Proddy MacFingers

A name for one of those annoying twats who smears their fingers all over your computer monitor screen when pointing at some rhubarb.

If Proddy MacFingers touches my monitor again, I swear I'm going to wipe my knob on his screen.

by Cock Flasp August 21, 2006

frog prodder

Penis. Specifically an erect one being used to assist a friend with a sore throat to remove the frog that makes their voice croaky.

Your voice is croaky, it sounds like you have a frog in your throat, would you like to use my "frog prodder" to see if we can loosen it.

With plenty of practice you can become very talented and even shoot the little bugger and maybe wash him down.

by rizzle69 July 1, 2005

Ploddin n Troddin

Getting on with life the best one can..

When life is a grind, put on some sweet reggae music and get ploddin n troddin with a big positive smile on your face..

by monkeyhanger October 6, 2012