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Soccer Puppies

The Soccer Puppies is a nickname for the Fort William Football club in Scotland, based out of Fort William in Lochaber, Scotland, as well as their ultras.

The name derives from their performance in the 2017-2018 season, when they finished with -7 points. A consequence of an SPFL penalty when Fort William FC fielded an ineligible player for 3 games (losing 3 points per game). That ineligible player was in fact a golden retriever, who was given a custom jersey, and added to the roster under the pseudonym, Buddaigh MacDug.

From his tenacious performance, and the subsequent shame of having the worst single season record of any football team - ever - the team was given the moniker "The Soccer Puppies" by the Scottish Football community.
Steer clear of Lochaber this week, the Soccer Puppies' ultras are gonna stomp any Bhoys that set forth North of Ballachulish.
by Woodlandscaley August 25, 2020
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Sweater Puppies

Damn, she has some nice sweater puppies.
by Matt Sharp October 11, 2003
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puppies and Christmas

The qualities in the world that merit its saving, time and time again.
Come on, vampires, rrrr, nasty! Let's annihilate them. For justice, and for... the safety of puppies and Christmas, right? Let's fight that evil! Let's kill something! Oh, come on! -Spike
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Hush Puppies in my Pants

The possible act of crapping your pants after a fart, and then leaving it there for a while because you're too lazy to confirm.
Dude, I think I've had some Hush Puppies in my pants for the past five minutes after that one!
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air out these puppies

when a girl is butt naked, and she opens her arms and shakes her titties, to air them out.
girl: "Phew it was hot in there, i gotta air out these puppies!"
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Chest Puppies

Perfect breast, brings you to an awe.. like two cute puppies.

When you see a pair of breast so right, you just cannot take your eyes off.
"Hey yo, Gaybe! Check out the Chest Puppies on that dime!"

"Daaaaaamn son! I'd off my unborn child to milk those utters !
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Sweater puppies

She's got her sweater puppies covered up with that shirt.
by Anjigirl May 23, 2018
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