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Prunedale

a fairly normal, if not a bit trashy, town in which all the ignorant residents try to pretend they are "hicks" or "rednecks" and are from "Prunetucky", and wear confederate flags (without knowing what they stand for) and pretend they are knowledgeable about farmin' life simply because someone on their street managed to cram a horse pen into their 1-acre lot.

In reality, these people are iPhone-toting, gangster/scene-dressing, generally trashy kids who have nothing much to do but smoke pot and masturbate.

The ones who masturbate the most (and most violently) hang out at Prunetree for no reason at all, 'cept to douche out and pretend they're not normal teenagers.

The only decent people chill in the NC Drama Room.
"Lololol. I'm such a fuckin' hick. I'm hella redneck. my iPhone's got a hella bad rebel flag sticker on the back that I totally fuckin' jacked from L.A. Hearne's."

"No way, bro. Like dude, Prunetucky man, it's the shit *fist bump*"

(A normal conversation between baked pseudocowboys in Prunedale)
by Strawberry Quick December 27, 2010
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Prunefaced

When you discover that someone has defriended you from their circle at an online social nework, you have "got prunefaced." The term has two linguistic derivations:

1. You have been "pruned" from a "facebook," leading to the compound word prunefaced.

2. Upon discovery of the event, you are likely to make a decidedly unattractive and very scrunched-up face, which expresses both your scorn and distaste at having been cast aside.
Examples of Usage:

"I got all kinds of prunefaced in 2011, but you know what? I don't miss any of those losers now. True story."

"That girl got so prunefaced, nobody was talking to her. Her chat windows were 100% empty, she had to call people to apologize over the PHONE. LIKE IT WAS THE 1990s!"
by betterthantelevision February 15, 2012
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Prunetang

“I met an older, foxy woman; time to get me some prunetang!”
by Zy83 February 16, 2019
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prunedale

Prunedale,CA A small town with a population around 7,000.. very small! People who live here usually have a house built on 2 + acres well i did there are about 3 elemetary Schools.. echo valleymrs murphy and mr jackson wre the nicest!, prunedale, and Prunedale Christian Academy ((Liberty Family Academy shut down when i was in 3rdd there is 1 library where most people hangout at if not riding horses...HOME OF THE PRUNETUCKY PEOPLES!!! There is one Burger King and a Mc Donalds across 101. You can oonly by grocerys at a super maxx or Safeway across the highway. This town is 15 miinutes away from Salinas..and a5 away from Gilroy..and 45 away from San Jose...
Darlene-Hey Clarissa are you done with your homework?

Clarissa-Yess...

Darlene-Then lets go to the Prunedale library!

Clarissa-Yipee!
by Darlene MashedPotatoes September 23, 2007
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prunella

A loving, kind-hearted lady with fantastic breasts!

PS often comes with emotional male with long hair, who will respond to various commands i.e "Dan!"
Cor! Look at that Prunella's Jugs!
by ellie rose March 7, 2008
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pruneage

when something happens which is unbelieveably stupid or cool/funny.
pruneage occured yesterday when Cleggy hit himself in the balls with a pool cue...
by Sam Nicholson February 17, 2006
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pruneslam

to have one's nuts hit or kicked or to hit ones nuts or to slam ones nuts off of your girlfriends vagina
wow i really gave that ho a pruneslam last night.
she gave him a pruneslam for insulting her.
by Unca Dent August 7, 2007
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