protosexual

When someone is sexually attracted to new things.

Bryant loves to play with his new MacBook pro-2016.
Matthew moans for new born children.
Jason masturbates while staring at his newly grown fingernails.
Beatrice Eagerly awaits for new Kickstarter campaigns to start just so that they can fulfil her sexual desires.
All of these people are protosexual.

by HORNYGREENMAN February 21, 2017

Provosted

A derivation of the word "pwned" often used in it's place, perhaps not as intense of a ownage as being "pwned."

"Oohhh, provosted!"

Me: "Rib"
*Gets kneed in the crotch*
Kim: "Oohhh, provosted!"

by Olimar April 25, 2005

no jimmy protested

video diaries

NO Jimmy protested - louis tomlinson

by Ean#1fan June 23, 2022

processed pretty

the type of pretty that can be bought. with expensive make up and clothing, a membership to the most thymine-dimer producing tanning bed, a personal trainer, and a few surgeries to tweak the rest, anyone can be pretty! the wealthy are especially likely to employ this method of beautification.

The processed pretty like to call the naturally blessed "small town pretty."

by lifelover! July 6, 2010

Protoss

a very good race in the game Starcraft.

I like Zerg better tho.

by Luka November 9, 2003

plutarch of protoss

One who uses intricate pictures, and not words, to communicate.

Plutarch of protoss drew beautiful drawings, to the delight of Natasha and Tabasco.

by chaseoff May 23, 2014

Protosstitute

A protitute who also happens to be of the race known as Protoss from the Starcraft series.

"So I picked up this protosstitute and the next thing I know I have genital warts.

by Foggy Gentlemen June 11, 2006