protobiont

the ancestor of prokaryotic cells. it was basically a bunch of organic molecules surrounded by a membrane. they exhibit some properties associated with living organisms, such as reproduction, metabolism, and what may be a precursor to homeostasis. they may have formed spontaneously in the conditions found on earth around 3.8 billion years ago or perhaps even farther back.

*in Biology class*

"OH MY GOD. Dude. I just found an organism that is way too small to be considered a bacteria, but it seems to reproduce and metabolize itself."
"Yeah, you have a nanobacterium on your hands."
"WTH is a nanobacterium?"
"Oh, nothing, just an organism that some scientists don't consider an organism. It's totally real, though, because it's a modern protobiont."
"WTH is a protobiont?"
"HOW are you in biology?? Just look it up on Urban Dictionary."

by alee-marie September 9, 2012

Pretoria

1. Means: "Totally Cool", "Awesome", "A~M~A~Z~I~N~G".
2. Is Also The Captial Of South Africa.
3. Also Could Mean ABSOULTLY kAr-AzzY~!
4. A Name...

1. She's So Totally "Pretoria"
1. OMFG It's Pretoria
2. I Say It Like It Is.
3. Yeaaaaaaaaah(:
4. Wtf Is Pretoria Doing Now

by LOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOL. May 20, 2011

Pretoria Boys High School

The best school in the world, the school on the hill, a way of life

Shannon: You go to Pretoria Boys High School?
Boys High Boy: Yeah
Shannon: *Getting on her knees*

by The hater of Christiaanjvv September 13, 2019

Protricity

hates you. and your children. and fruityloops users.

<Protricity> FL is n00b shit

by ANONYMOUS January 5, 2003

pretorius

Sorry, Pretorius could not be defined because no words could be found to accurately describe this. The only way to fully attain an understanding of this awesomeness is to actually find one yourself.

"Woah, I'm speechless!... That must be a Pretorius!"

by pretoriusseeker April 27, 2014

Protricity

Remixer and Judge from Overclocked Remix. Has serious homophobic problems. Is very angry.

<Protricity> how about you go lick mustin's toes you faggot fucking shit selling project majestic fag ruby saphire edition of fag

by Annonymous August 17, 2004

Elizabeth-Proctoring

A verb for when your other half gives you the cold shoulder.

Boyfriend: Oh hey babe!
Girlfriend: (death stare)
Boyfriend: If you would stop Elizabeth-Proctoring me that would be great

by JP1692 June 2, 2014