profucktive 

A sexually productive day.

I'm having a really profucktive day today!

profucktive by emilyadelfish September 25, 2019

Profucktive 

Having daily sexual interaction with another.

As I sat down the doctor asked me “are you actively profucktive”?

Profucktive by Kiriguyha October 20, 2020

Productive Procrastination 

Productive Procrastination is what happens when you take speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine, blue speed) and focus on the wrong things. Instead of doing your homework, you're hyperfocused on cleaning the house, sweeping the floor, mopping the floor, cleaning the windows and mirrors with vinegar, folding laundry, and more.

Tyler: I took 25mg of blue speed (Blue Ethylamphetamine) and I cleaned my room and alphabetized my PS2 videogame collection.

Josh: You're supposed to be doing your homework! You're doing productive Procrastination!

Productive Procrastination by CognitiveFuel January 30, 2023

prozucktive 

pro·zuck·tive
/prəˈzʌktɪv/
–adjective
1.
the spending of excessive time on facebook, making 'witty' comments on recently uploaded photos; generative; creative of useless outcomes: a prozucktive effort.
...2.
producing readily or abundantly; fertile: a prozucktive facebooker.
3.
causing; bringing about (usually followed by of ): conditions prozucktive of time wastage and procrastination.

Origin:
2011; < Modern English; derived from the fusion of facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg's surname and the preexisting adjective 'productive'>

What did you get up to last night?

Heaps. No schoolwork, but I was pretty prozucktive on facebook!

prozucktive by aussieborealis July 23, 2011

Something Productive 

What You Arn't Doing Right Now, If Your Looking Up "Something Productive" On some online dictionary.
Get a life.

You: Sitting On A Chair.

Something Productive: Getting Off Your Ass.

Something Productive by ???? 20 July 3, 2008

productive procrastination 

n. Doing stuff to keep busy while avoiding what really needs doing. When all is said and done, your room is clean, your laundry is folded -- but you haven't started your English paper.

I should really do my program. But instead, I think it's time for some productive procrastination... Where's the mop??

productive procrastination by The Grammar Nazi June 18, 2002

Productive Weekend

Productive weekend are those days that turn up at the end of a hectic work week, which should be leveraged to implement time killing absurd activities where sleep and sluggishness needs to be skipped significantly.

It seems like mike had a productive weekend

Productive Weekend by smasherash October 21, 2011