prodrunktive 

1. Producing or able to produce large amounts of goods, crops, or other commodities while intoxicated.
2. Relating to or engaged in the production of goods, crops, or other commodities while intoxicated.
3. Getting stuff done drunkenly.

You get home from the bar and pass out. Then the next morning you find the dishes done, apartment clean and laundry folded. You were being prodrunktive.

prodrunktive by DavidH12345 December 3, 2010

productive procrastination 

n. Doing stuff to keep busy while avoiding what really needs doing. When all is said and done, your room is clean, your laundry is folded -- but you haven't started your English paper.

I should really do my program. But instead, I think it's time for some productive procrastination... Where's the mop??

productive procrastination by The Grammar Nazi June 18, 2002

Productive Weekend

Productive weekend are those days that turn up at the end of a hectic work week, which should be leveraged to implement time killing absurd activities where sleep and sluggishness needs to be skipped significantly.

It seems like mike had a productive weekend

Productive Weekend by smasherash October 21, 2011

productivity throttling controls 

Security devices and configurations which inhibit or minimize employee productivity. Employee productivity may be impacted by limiting access to information, communication and computing functionality, as well as by limiting computing performance. Controls may block websites, may block communication channels such as IRC, may slow computing devices by using full-disk encryption, antivirus, and spyware, may break applications by performing man-in-the-middle attacks and by misconfiguring applications. For some employees, substantial effort may be expended to find workarounds to bypass controls.

Brenda: Why won’t IE open this site?
Tim: The productivity throttling controls are misconfigured to arbitrarily disable TLS connections in IE. Go into Tools and enable TLS connections.

The productivity throttling controls won’t allow Firefox to get a critical update that addresses a vulnerability. Now I need to download the update and manually install. What a waste of time.

My workstation is churning away because of having to scan the large email attachment that I received. Because of the productivity throttling controls, I am unable to even switch tabs in my web browser.

Bill: Websense is prohibiting me from downloading a library I need to complete this work.
Me: We’ll let customer wait another day for the deliverable while I bypass the productivity throttling controls by downloading the library at home tonight and supplying to you on a USB tomorrow.

productivity throttling controls by sutch December 9, 2010

productive citizen 

By paying taxes you are contributing to the country or state where you live.

You are a productive citizen.

Thank youuu

productive citizen by Hxrnronnie May 25, 2016

captain productivity 

A person who spends the entire day in the pursuit of appearing to do work without actually achieving anything

Captain Productivity is still waiting for his document to print

captain productivity by Captain Productivity January 29, 2007

productive hangover 

When you're too hungover to go out and be social so you actually get a lot accomplished by staying in.

After Noelle's party, I had a really productive hangover and I cleaned my entire house.

productive hangover by JLB237 December 22, 2008