Produce

Shortened version of 'Reproduce' often used as a salutation to someone who has recently attempted or will very soon thereafter attempt reproduction with a female.

Shawn walked into the bar after his date, nodded his head confidently, and Mark the bartender exclaimed "Produce!" Shawn's balls had been drained.

by JonnieChimpo December 16, 2016

produced

a person that is overly made up, someone who is only good looking because they spend lots of money on clothes, makeup etc.

That girl ain't that cute, shes just produced.
Naw son, that jawn isn't that hot, shes produced

by di1 July 30, 2008

Produce

Vegetables, fruits, etc. sold in a grocery store.

Boy: Where can i find tomatoes?
Grocery Clerk: In the produce section.

by emmccarty December 23, 2007

producer

One of the most abused and misused terms in the music industry. Every wanna be douche bag who buys an MPC or gets (and by gets I mean pirates) a copy of Propellerheads Reason Software (which is often ignorantly called Reasonz) to make beats thinks that they are a producer. Most of these ass hats don't even deserve to call themselves musicians.

Yo I'm gonna git me da MPC so I can be a producer yo!

No, Dr Dre is a producer; Brendan O'Brien is a producer; you are a no talent ass clown.

by The1andonly January 13, 2008

producation

producation (noun)

1. the process of receiving or giving systematic instruction, especially in a production environment.
2. an enlightening experience in a production environment.

"It works well in test, but without metrics to go off of it'll be a producation when it ships"
"Have you seen the issues in this service review? It's a total producation"

by wholroyd August 5, 2017

producer

Something or someone whos is able to produce.

I fucked ur wife yesterday, youre gonna have more kids.
Damn youre a real producer.

by 666-667 January 11, 2008

producer

a dude (usually) who sits around in front of a computer and a bunch of music gear (wit maybe a drummer) and makes the recordings that dj's turn into mixes

that producer is workin hard to move up

by klarsun May 16, 2004