83 protons

A way to hint but not reveal that you're bisexual.
83 is the atomic number of Bismuth, which has an elemental symbol of "Bi"

Hey have you seen what Josh has in his bio?
83 protons?
You know that means he's bi right?!

by cutt1efish April 9, 2021

67 Protons

A pun referring to the element in the periodic table Holmium, which has the symbol Ho. This can be used as a sly comment for calling someone a Ho.

"yeah? well your girlfriend has 67 protons."

by mwahahahaha9630 November 8, 2009

proctored

To make a blatent error in judgement or blundering mistake which benefits opponents or gives them an increased advantage in any type of competition. Derived from the 2006 Clemson University Football Team's quarterback, Will Proctor.

Dude, who's team are you playing for? You totally fucking proctored us!

by avl November 11, 2008

Proctor Goggles

Proctor Goggles is something you attain while spending long periods of time at Proctor Academy. Due to the fact that there are very few attractive proctor students so ugly students become decent, decent students become hot, and hot students become goddesses. It is very inconvenient especially after leaving the campus because people you would normally find ugly are good looking and the good looking ones grab your attention too an amount that is unnecessary.

Nick- "Dude that chick is so hot."

Connor- "I dont know what your talking about bro, she is hideous, i think you've still got proctor goggles on."

by PA all the way March 21, 2011

proctor family

the proctor family is a group of stoners that get together on proctor street in tacoma, washington. most of them are loveable and funny.

Person 1: are you gunna be on proctor today?

Person 2: hell yeah. i'm kickin' itt with my proctor family

or

i love our proctor family. hey! let's go smoke some weed!

or

wheres the proctor family? i need a stoag.

by pichuu <3 October 9, 2009

procon boyz

People who prefer the nintendo switch pro controller over the joycons. Usually are fans on FearsomeFire.

Guy 1: Bro imma get a pro controller
Guy 2: Ayyy procon boyz!!

by BusterBrian April 13, 2019

Henry Proctor

An arrogant twat. That’s all I really need to say. He is one of the most saddest people on this earth. He’s normally around 4 foot tall and probably plays Fortnite and mincraft. If you ever get unlucky enough to meet a Henry proctor GET HIM OUT OF YOUR LIFE.

Person1: eww what’s that smell?
Person2. It’s probably a Henry Proctor!

by Georgiaaa.xixoxo August 11, 2020